According to MLB Trade Rumors, the Yankees launched a threesome of randy voyeurs Japanward to leer at Yu Darvish, the barely-legal, bangalicious ace of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. The big mystery: were our sexed-up scouts ordered to picture Yu in pinstripes? Or out of them, somewhere deep inside the Steinbrenner family's raunchy internet smut site?
“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Very Thought Of Yu
According to MLB Trade Rumors, the Yankees launched a threesome of randy voyeurs Japanward to leer at Yu Darvish, the barely-legal, bangalicious ace of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. The big mystery: were our sexed-up scouts ordered to picture Yu in pinstripes? Or out of them, somewhere deep inside the Steinbrenner family's raunchy internet smut site?
Japanese Tiger Beat?
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