Saturday, April 30, 2011

News from Upstate Yankee Country: Mystery Creature Terrorizes City


The end is near.

Rochester homeowner Gwen Byrd is scared to go into parts of her own home in the dark. She says a frightening-looking animal has been under her porch all winter long and may have dug a tunnel through the walls of her house.


The rodent-like animal is wrinkled, hairless and "walks like a dog." And it has lived there for at least two years.
 
Wrinkled, hairless, walks like a dog, and makes tunnels. Hmmm. Alphonso?
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3 comments:

  1. Lord KilburnApril 30, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Let Alphonso know I live nearby in the suburbs if he needs a place to lay low until this thing blows over

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  2. alphApril 30, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    It may be a miniature rhinoceros.

    I used to these these things all over my room when recovering from the DTs.

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  3. BernBabyBernMay 1, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    I think we should nickname him "Little Youk"

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