“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Did We Buy The Royals Yet?
Since the Yankees went out of the pennant race in June, I have been drinking more and more.
Did you know that Crown Royal shots actually taste better at 10:00am than at 10:00pm?
I use alcohol to stimulate my thinking when it comes to the Yanks. Rather, I use it to forget everything I'm pretty sure I know.
And in today's stupor, my only hope remains: we have to buy the Royals.
If this doesn't happen, I will just keep drinking.

Be patient. We'll buy all their best players -- ten years from now.
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ReplyDeleteA-Rod almost got trampled by Tony Romo today.
A-Rod was in Dallas, America's capital of ebola incompetence?
ReplyDeleteHey, you never know.