“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Big Game Today
Three days after a fire destroyed everything John Sterling owns (except for the 2009 World Series ring, noticeable in the photo above), The Phoenix of Edgewater reported for duty in an ill-fitting off-the-Bloomingdale's-rack suit to call the 2015 Kitten Bowl with his feline compaƱera Mary Carillo. The day has finally come for viewers of the Hallmark Channel to witness a brave man's rise from ashes.

I caught a glimpse of the Kitten Bowl last year. John was magnificent. He's a true professional. He could probably call your 8 year old daughter's soccer game and make it exciting.
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