Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Plague or no, you can still give a Yankee your money

A service called Cameo gives customers the opportunity to purchase brief, personalized video greetings from the great, the near-great, and Pauly Shore. If you've ever bought a caricature at the State Fair, you already know what to do: just tell Pauly the special occasion (example: "birthday"), the name of the honoree (example: "Greg") and a fact (example: "Greg loves golf"), and the fabled Comedy Store brat will riff hilariously for a few long minutes at the bargain rate of $250.

It's the prices that make the site so interesting, because the celebs set their own. As the AV Club reported on Monday, you can spend $15,000 on a 10-minute Zoom with Entourage's Jeremy Piven. But that's none of our business, because Piven's not a Yankee. These people were, one still is, and they all have time on their hands and income to make up:


$500 for Mo. Reasonable enough. 


Reggie's priced to move.


Huh. 


Damon's out of uniform. And what's with that hair? 


The Grandyman's scuffling, but aren't we all? 


Farnsy is fire, but the Yankees-Cameo-PC Richard championship ring has got to go to the radically affordable... 


4 comments:

el duque said...

Slade Heathcott for $5 is a bargain.

We should have an audio clip for the website.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Suzyn Walkman! $45!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Unless... is it an impersonator? I knew she was getting up there but there’s a lot of extra meat hanging off her face.

https://www.cameo.com/suzyn97

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