Tuesday, April 29, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ One for the Birds, Edition !


    Rotation Weirdos

    Every Five Days We Wince

    Thankful for Max Fried


22 comments:

  1. I beg to differ
    It is four days out of five
    That we are wincing

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    1. Yankees Fans, We wince
      Ayup, 24/7
      It is what We do

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  2. Praise God, Stroman's down
    Will is not the answer
    Perhaps the question?

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  3. You know we will lose.
    The Knicks will win this series.
    Then they too will lose

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  4. Jazz can't hit for shit
    We were better with Gleyber
    Cashman's a moron

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    1. We were absolutely NOT better with Gleyber especially in the field

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  5. Back to Back to Back
    Then a routine ground ball out
    Then four and Jazz gone

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  6. one two three four five
    the home run barrage goes on
    Rodon will blow it

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  7. Jazz is sliding fool
    Subtraction is addition
    But oh for Durbin

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  8. I will NEVER say a SINGLE bad thing again about Rodon.

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    1. (maybe I’ll string a few things together next time)

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    2. Thanks for the clarification. 👍

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  9. Now he's turning into Bad Rodon. Wonder if he should come in next inning. Tempting to rest the bullpen. But then he might not be able to get anybody out

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  10. Time for Deven Eleven.

    Let's make this game interesting boys.🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍺🍺🍺🍺

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  11. Chisolm for IL? He has a pretty lengthy injury history.

    DJLM had to get a cortisone in his right hip today. (Recall he missed time last year with a right hip impingement.) LeMahieu said “he felt something coming on”

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  12. In his major-league career so far, Jazz has averaged 54 games on the DL, or one-third of a season. You saw why today, as he slid into third on a triple he had by 15 feet. He is just a ludicrous ballplayer, and while I hate to see almost anyone get hurt—Jason Varitek would've been a big exception—Jazz won't be missed.

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  13. Oh, and uh, the, uh, Yankees win. THHHHHUUUUUUHHHH YANKEES! WIN!

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  14. Jazz has exhibited bad, show boating judgement time and time again.

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  15. I am JM, and I agree with that message.

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