This guy can not continue to be our closer and must instead be pitched in more meaningless situations until DickCash can move him to Colorado or Sacramento in a mid-season trade ‘cause he can’t handle New York. Boone will stutter and stammer some bs during the post game (as forecast by our own Roofers) but he has no confidence, no juice, no ability to close for this team. It’s sorta sad really that he’s actually worse than whatever his name is that “closed” for us last year.
Thank you for inquiring AA. I'm good overall but it's hard to do well when our closer is as bad as he is. :) They really should trade him. This guy needs a change of scenery badly.
I just woke up and felt the love on this thread. All is sunny in Pinstriped Pyongyang! All is great! Tomorrow, the mighty Saturn V rocket will lift me up. The floods may rise, but the Yankees will soar. No time for Mister Softie! We will be too busy winning! So much winning! You'll get tired of all the winning. The Yankees have THE BEST PEOPLE!
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There IS a god!!!
ReplyDeleteHopefully this god sees fit to allow a dominant performance from “our Closer”
ReplyDeleteTerrible body language from Williams
ReplyDeleteShoulders dropping, looking down….zero confidence
DeleteHere we go again…
ReplyDeleteHe's such an asshole .
ReplyDeleteDFA this guy. Weaver should be the closer.
ReplyDeleteNow he hit the guy
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable
ReplyDeleteAnd a scumbag, too.
ReplyDeleteLeiter in the pen!
ReplyDeleteAlonso took this guy's soul
ReplyDeleteNo lead is safe…
ReplyDeletePut the hair ban back in force. Maybe he'll just quit.
ReplyDeleteUseless asshole.
ReplyDeleteThis fella is overrated and overwhelmed pitching in NYC
ReplyDeleteMotherfucker and fucker of mothers.
ReplyDeleteMore like pooch screwer.
DeleteGawd damnit
ReplyDeleteWe are such a crusty bunch of happy haters🤣
ReplyDeleteAnother blown save, another loss.
ReplyDeleteSTOP PUTTING HIM OUT THERE IN HIGH LEVERAGE SITUATIONS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS !
Another one who should be DFA’d
ReplyDeleteBoone should have gotten him after the HBP. The guy is lost. Zero self confidence. He needs to go to Scranton, get people out for a month.
ReplyDelete5 strikes in 12 pitches. 3 of the 5 were base hits.
ReplyDeleteFuture hall of famer.
ERA over 10
DeleteBoone post game interview:
Delete"I thought he looked OK, just three bad pitches. He's making progress because he didn't walk anyone. "
Going down easy in the ninth like always
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of nicknames, I nominate Remo Williams.
ReplyDeletePathetic
ReplyDeleteNo matter what other moves they may make, they’ll always end up losers with boone
ReplyDeleteThis guy can not continue to be our closer and must instead be pitched in more meaningless situations until DickCash can move him to Colorado or Sacramento in a mid-season trade ‘cause he can’t handle New York. Boone will stutter and stammer some bs during the post game (as forecast by our own Roofers) but he has no confidence, no juice, no ability to close for this team. It’s sorta sad really that he’s actually worse than whatever his name is that “closed” for us last year.
ReplyDelete2025 - the year they make too much contact!
OH - and the Captain didn’t come through in the Crunch…
ReplyDeleteEveryone asleep back east?
ReplyDeleteDoug - hope you are doing well!
Just starting martini night here in the islands 🏝 🍸.
DeleteSo you sold your mainland holdings - Roofus?
DeleteThe conglomerate is still intact.
DeleteHeading east next week.
Thank you for inquiring AA. I'm good overall but it's hard to do well when our closer is as bad as he is. :) They really should trade him. This guy needs a change of scenery badly.
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DeleteI just woke up and felt the love on this thread. All is sunny in Pinstriped Pyongyang! All is great! Tomorrow, the mighty Saturn V rocket will lift me up. The floods may rise, but the Yankees will soar. No time for Mister Softie! We will be too busy winning! So much winning! You'll get tired of all the winning. The Yankees have THE BEST PEOPLE!
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