Winans has thrown 24 pitches in 3 complete innings? What does Cincy's scout report say? Swing at everything because Winans becomes unhittable the more tired he gets?
The Reds don't have a very good record, but they look like a fun team to follow. Of course, you're likely to die of heat stroke if you attend a day game in Cincinnati this summer, but watching these Our 2025 New York Yankees makes dying of heat stroke seem reasonable.
I’m tempted to use this game thread photo again and photoshop Gene Simmons tongue into Marge’s face but I hesitate to do so because I fear that Winny will have a complete nervous breakdown. Jesus Sweet Lou….why the hell didn’t you wear compression shorts!
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I wouldn't kiss her with the St. Bernard's lips.
ReplyDeleteSchotzie One or Two ?
ReplyDeleteI'd need at least 20 schots. Enough to be clinically dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to place this guy from "In Living Color".
ReplyDeleteDon't remember any of the skits he was in.
Winans? Winans?
ReplyDeleteWinans has thrown 24 pitches in 3 complete innings? What does Cincy's scout report say? Swing at everything because Winans becomes unhittable the more tired he gets?
ReplyDeleteJeezzz ... Marge's tongue is out, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI can say with complete confidence that it does not appear to be….
DeleteBut it doesn’t explain Pinella’s Pants
DeleteVolpe for the Miss
ReplyDeleteLooks like Lou just about Schott his load.
ReplyDeleteI'm not looking at Pinella's pants. Or "Pants." I will not. I shall not.
ReplyDeleteAnd this Winans guy is pissing me off. I'm going to stop looking at Winans's pants.
You could says that Lou's pants are "en fuego". But Lou shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteRufus! Please! No!
ReplyDeleteWHY IN FUCKING UNGODLY FUCKIN' FUCK IS WINANS STILL PITCHING!!??!
Just look and be done with it
DeleteI assure you that it is not:
a. AI enhanced
b. Photoshopped
Just 100% Pure Penilla
Sorry….
Delete100% Pure Pinella
This game is starting to be almost as gross as knotsee Marge.
ReplyDeleteAlmost.
Rufus…..well said.
DeleteOnce you look…you cannot knotsee.
No. I will be done with the Pinella.
ReplyDeleteBoone must be awfully proud of himself the way he STOLE AN EXTRA OUT WITH WINANS. THE PLAN IS COMING ALL TOGETHER. WORLD SERIES OR BUST.
Unlike Boone…Pinella would have yanked his pitcher much, much sooner.
DeleteVolpe can’t even hold on to his own torpedo any more
ReplyDeleteAA, Pinella may have been yanking something else after snoring Ol’ Marge.
ReplyDeleteWell, Pinella would have most certainly taken a cold shower afterwards because Marge wouldn’t pay for hot water….
DeletePlease just release Glassman
ReplyDeleteAt least he didn't GIDP
DeleteIn hindsight, that would have been quicker and less painful.
DeleteFuck this team.
ReplyDeleteThe Reds don't have a very good record, but they look like a fun team to follow. Of course, you're likely to die of heat stroke if you attend a day game in Cincinnati this summer, but watching these Our 2025 New York Yankees makes dying of heat stroke seem reasonable.
ReplyDeleteVery well reasoned point, Winny.
DeleteI'm going to lay down on Georgia asphalt until I'm dead.
ReplyDeleteIt's better to lay rubber on the Georgia asphalt and never get caught.
DeleteYou’re always thinking, Rufus
DeleteI was hoping that Volpe would get a chance to swing his torpedo again into the stands but NOOOOOOOOOOOO because…
ReplyDeletethe Yankees lose.
I’m tempted to use this game thread photo again and photoshop Gene Simmons tongue into Marge’s face but I hesitate to do so because I fear that Winny will have a complete nervous breakdown. Jesus Sweet Lou….why the hell didn’t you wear compression shorts!
ReplyDeleteAnd in conclusion, this insight from Booooooone:
ReplyDelete“They had us swinging and missing tonight when we had really good opportunities to score. That’s where we want to be a little better.”
But only a little.
Aaron….
DeleteHave we seen the Mets news? Lefty hurler Dick Lovelady added to the staff. For depth.
ReplyDeleteI can’t believe you perverts made me scroll backwards and look at that thing. Famous picture. I never noticed.
ReplyDeleteI do now
Wezil1, you could have stopped at "I can’t believe you perverts."
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he lost that fly ball (or pretended to….) with that thing in the way
ReplyDeleteWell . . . a few news outlets cropped a bit off the top and bottom of this "famous picture" so as to remove a bit 'o' the old Pinella from the frame.
ReplyDeleteYes - editors noticed the THING even back in the day.
However many left it in, uncropped, untrimmed or "airbrushed" out.
The truth shall set it, I me YOU free.....