And once again, the Yankees Strat-O-Matic analytics team has decide to sit My Favorite Martian against a righty. You know Booooone isn’t making out that lineup card.
You know, the NYYs could be a lot better offensively if this character Judge goes back to hitting .400 -- and perhaps even clouting a few in the clutch.
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Roku Channel day smh…
ReplyDeleteWell there goes your no-hitter…
ReplyDeleteThankfully, this will be the only one of these atrocities. Pretty sure the creaky Yankees will fall behind early and then phone it in.
ReplyDeleteJust stare into those eyes and EVERYTHING will be OK
DeleteWarren looks awful…
ReplyDeleteObviously not ready to pitch.
DeleteICYMI: Yarborough to the IL, oblique; could miss 6-8 weeks. Alan Winans recalled. He’s been excellent at the AAA level
ReplyDeleteYarborough was headed to the pen when Gil comes back.
ReplyDeleteYanks go down without a peep in the first.
ReplyDeleteWhy was there no mound visit?
ReplyDeleteThat photo is very disturbing.
ReplyDeleteJazzy double.
ReplyDeleteICS going into the game…
ReplyDeleteNever saw a play like that. (jazz heading home)
ReplyDeleteWeird.
ReplyDeleteJazz might benefit from a double knot next time
ReplyDeleteI hope he was wearing clean socks.
DeleteFortunately for me, the roku video and Sirius radio feed are synced.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately for me, the Yankees are stinked.
Trainers nail gunned the shoes back onto Jazz. That’s why he didn’t run out his last at bat…
ReplyDeleteYesterday, nine, when one was all that was needed.
ReplyDeleteToday, one, when at least three are what is needed.
Six
DeleteThese online streaming delays are terrible…
ReplyDeleteEverything sucks, Ranger. It all used to be better. Really.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sucking, Giancarlo happened
ReplyDeleteOK, time to start kitchen cabinet replacement at the mountaintop lair.
ReplyDeleteYankees mailing it in on yet another getaway game
Eager for a HOSS update…..clearly he hasn’t gorged himself on any bottom feeders yet because we still tail - er, uhm, I mean trail…
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees are the only team in baseball that, when they get second and third with no outs, the other team gets excited.
ReplyDeleteHAouchHA
DeleteYep.
DeleteAnd once again, the Yankees Strat-O-Matic analytics team has decide to sit My Favorite Martian against a righty. You know Booooone isn’t making out that lineup card.
ReplyDeleteSpeak of the devil, Dick.
ReplyDeleteChoke.
ReplyDeleteHill sucking and gone.
ReplyDeleteMy Aaron Judge AGHAB goes down two points when it's clutch time.
ReplyDeleteMine goes down 10 if it's past the fifth.
DeleteIt’s ironic that an advertisement in an MLB.com article about the Yankees asks:
ReplyDelete“Does your home smell like dog pee?”
"How about your manager?"
DeleteStanton hits it too hard. Rice couldn't even score.
ReplyDeleteGood hit, but man.
Jazz!!
ReplyDeleteStanton, clutch. Jazz, clutch. The greatest hitter in baseball... not so much.
ReplyDeleteSanchez!
ReplyDeleteHelps us more when he’s on the other team
Delete👍
DeleteWe need to get rid of all umpires.
ReplyDeleteThat was a tad loopy.
ReplyDeleteGrisham batting .196 against LHP.
ReplyDeleteDon’t feel like this lead is safe
ReplyDeleteYou know, the NYYs could be a lot better offensively if this character Judge goes back to hitting .400 -- and perhaps even clouting a few in the clutch.
ReplyDeleteCough.
Deleteor at least hit .200
DeleteHolliday might be really good once he goes through puberty.
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuuuuh Yankees win
ReplyDeleteThey showed a little bit of fire and grit, shaking off their early lethargy today. On to Cincy for a quick 3 day trip
ReplyDeleteCin City!
DeleteHome of Paul "Dopey" O'Neill.
DeleteBIG THANKS go out to HOSS for turning this game around by eating some for the team!
ReplyDeleteJob well done (or at least steamed to perfection!)
I just read that I’m keeping a list. Well, you lugs are all on it!
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