Tuesday, July 22, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - "I am the Lizard King - I can do anything" Edition


THEY LOVE BOONE MADLY

'TIL THE HEAVENS STOP THE RAIN

SING A LONELY SONG





28 comments:

  1. AA one of your best graphics yet!

    This is not a haiku but...

    The teams blow by the Yankees.
    Unless Judge goes boom.
    The teams blow by the Yankees
    Unless Judge goes boom! Boom.

    A Volpe throw will kill you.
    In a darkened room

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  2. Here's a Doors themed Haiku...

    We hate them madly
    Don't you miss Hal's Daddy? Cause...
    He would, show Boone the door.

    (Like he did 10,000 times before)

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  3. One of your funniest, AA!

    Good short stanza, Doug!

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  4. Ozzy Osbourne is dead
    He bit the head off a bat
    The Yanks have no bats

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  5. "The Yankees have no bats"
    And maybe no balls.

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  6. I woke up this morning, got myself a beer
    The future's uncertain and the deadline's almost here

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  7. Let it roll, Boonie, roll
    Let it roll, Boonie roll
    Let it roll...between Volpe's legs

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  8. or completely stop - that's what a Yankees baserunner would do

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  9. Where is Gloria?
    Van Morrison wrote that song
    Can she play shortstop?

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  10. When we were back there in 2022, Brian Cashman put forth the proposition that Anthony Volpe would be an elite short stop. An elite shortstop. An elite shortstop.

    Anthony Volpe is not an elite shortstop!

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  11. That was one helluva an at-bat by Chisholm.

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  12. That’s weird. The scoreboard says the game is over & the Yankees have more runs than the Blue Jays. What does that mean?

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  13. It means the men don't know, but the little girls understand...

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  14. What I know is, if you want to root for the Yankees, you need to know the way to the next whiskey bar.

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  15. When I wake up tomorrow, I will get myself a beer

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  16. Come on, Boonie, light my fire...

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  17. Oh what will be the next mid-century band…..my photoshoppin’ fingers are ready!

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  18. I suspect that JM IS dreaming about DOORS songs

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  19. Well, Ozzy Osborne just passed away. And he had a thing for bats…

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