Tuesday, July 15, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – It is High, It Is Far, It is . . . THREE !



big miss and a swing
jazz, jazz, so full of pizzazz
redefines "tweaked"
 

21 comments:

  1. Are we tempting the ju ju gods here? Certainly, identifying an injury on thinnest, even non-existent, evidence is a venerable prophylactic against a real injury. But the ju ju gods must know that. And might want to teach us a lesson. In short...Love the initiative, but question the judgment.

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  2. In honor of Jazz Chisholm and All-Star Week, with apologies to Kander & Ebb:

    C’mon, kids, we’re gonna waste your time
    With all that Jazz.
    Buy up our all-star gear down to your last thin dime
    For all that Jazz.

    Interviews with players on the field
    And all that Jazz.
    Oh, the insights they will yield!
    And all that Jazz.

    Click on your phone,
    I know a nothing show
    Where the ads don’t stop
    And the patriotics blow.
    It’s just a gimmicky mess
    Where the more is less
    And all that Jazz.

    Down that booze,
    And stop that schmooze,
    Here comes all that Jazz.
    I hear the Manfred man
    Is gonna make some news,
    And all that Jazz.

    Hold on, fans,
    Here comes the cancer schtick,
    Where we exploit the folks we love,
    If they are good and sick.
    I brought handkerchiefs,
    Should need to sniff,
    The camera’s that way,
    Give them your deepest grief,
    And all that Jazz.

    Pop a gummie,
    Eat up all the Trumpy lies.
    The crash won’t feel so bad
    If you anaesthetize.
    And all that Jazz.

    C’mon kids,
    We’re gonna touch the sky.
    I betcha Blue Origin’s gals
    Never got this high,
    ‘Cause even up in space
    They couldn’t catch the bombs
    Hit all by Jazz.

    Oh, we’re gonna see our all-stars shine!
    Oh, for two or three frames until they’re back on pine!
    Oh, your blood is gonna curdle!
    Guess we’re goin’ back to wordle
    Once we’re done with
    All that Jazz.

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  3. Very Good Hoss. You too AA on the opening salvo .

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  4. The Home Run Derby
    I watched the unwatchable.
    For the final time.

    Winner got big bling!
    Players channeling wrestlers,
    Next years' The White House.

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  5. He certainly is flashy. It did not help and won't in the Post Season.

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  6. Nobody commenting on the ALLSTAR GAME……Boone is managing…can yah tell ? Asking for a / the FUTURE OF ALL MANKIND …..

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  7. Yes, the juju gods always manage some, ultimate humiliation. Jazz vs. Diaz. Of course. Why didn't I see this coming?

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  8. Oh, yeah. The check swing foul to start. Classic.

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  9. Huh, another check-swing foul. Well, hey, it's not like he's ever faced Diaz before. Right?

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  10. All right, we give Jazz his props. Nice play by Olson. But of course, only Boone could manage to have Jazz up three times, and Judge up twice in the All-Star game.

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  11. Can I just add, what an incredible piece of shit Randy Arozarena is? Thank you.

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  12. Oh, no! It's Torrents, for the Bottom of the 9th! Of course, that would be Boone's choice. What a moron.

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  13. Other observations:
    Detroit is a fraud. Nobody on the Tigers did anything of worth. They will not take the pennant.
    How come there were so many Royals on the AL team? Did a lot of people cancel? They're under .500.
    So Gleyber with a typical Gleyber day: 0-2 at the plate, out of position on a key play that lets the NL score another Run. I'm not surprised. But how the hell was it that Brian Cashman could not get a player for him?

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  14. Wait, a "home-run swing off?'" Nope. Grotesque. I will not watch. Awful, awful, awful.

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  15. to make it worse Boone has to pick three guys and doesn't pick judge or the big dumper.

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  16. Uh, uhm, ah, like, you know, I mean is, uh Boone for like…real?

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    1. No. He's a hologram like Hank Aaron. Who is, sadly, also brain dead.

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