Let's face it; these guys are going nowhere. C-Money can work all his magic but it's so unlikely this team is going to even make the wild card that it's time to look ahead. Or back.
Boonie is a nice guy and he "has the players' backs." Lovely.
I'm sitting here watching this Phillies blowout, listening to the Giant Head banter with Girardi and Joey is showing off his intimate knowledge of all the players, referring to them by their first names and everything. What a treasure trove of knowledge! A vast repository of effluvia and ephemera the likes of which we haven't heard or seen since, oh 2009-ish?
So let's give Boonie a salami sandwich, drop him off at the Port Authority, put him on the bus to Cincy and bring back Joey G! It can't be any worse that what we have right now.
(Or is it too late to tell Donnie Baseball that all is forgiven?)
Or Shelley Duncan. Or Sandy Duncan. Or Duncan Hines. Or Gregory Hines. Brad Azimuth?
Donnie. If only. Or Buck. Anyone but Boone.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I thought you meant Joey Gallo.
ReplyDeleteMe too. And didn't immediately dismiss it as a joke. Cashman? Anything is possible.
DeleteBoone should resign over health issues - - ->
ReplyDelete* Paper cuts can be a bitch
He won't kiss the players rear ends. Boone on his house burning down, "The ashed smell sweet." Don't forget: the Yankees are a good defensive team and the best team in the A.L. Let's start with they cannot make contact.
ReplyDeleteFlexor strain for Judge, apparently. Not UCL. To DL, no surgery. This is meant to be good news. If you believe it.
ReplyDeleteSure bring back Giradi. It's long past time for a change.
ReplyDeleteGirardi knows too much - baseball, that is. Cashie needs to be the smartest guy in the room, so that doesn’t leave a lot of space for brains…
ReplyDeleteI'd take Ralph Houk at this point.
ReplyDeleteI'd take Billy Martin on his drunkest, meanest day over Ba-Boone
DeleteAnd let's face it - Boone is just a stooge, a meat puppet, and his backup role is as a patsy. Lee Harvey Boone. He's being kept around as bus fodder. One day, Brian will need to throw SOMEONE under that Greyhound and we all know who's going to get the old heave-ho...he'll be replaced by an AI version of Brian, himself. Animatronic moron, next level generative jackass intelligence.
ReplyDeleteGreat Geezer's Ghost
ReplyDeletePlease oh Please oh Please
just
GET BOONE OUTTA THERE !
Another infielder acquired - - - whut could dis mean?
ReplyDeleteAnyone ?
Ahmed Rosario. Utility RH. big upgrade over Peraza offensively. Peraza out of options, likely DFA
DeleteGood move, the man wears out lefties, might be a platoon partner for McMahon or Chisholm, can also play shortstop. He has played all positions except pitcher, catcher, and catcher. Not regarded as great defensively, but won't embarrass himself. Definitely upgrades the bench which inexcusabley has been a weakness for years now.
Delete5 AM, oil pressure's sinking fast ...
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/HLWgZuNNKaA?si=BEp8cegqZeLnERxZ
For a moment I thought you meant Joey Gallo. Urrg.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is Brad Azimuth?
ReplyDeleteBrad Ausmas (sp?), a great play on words🤓
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