All season long we’ve watched Volpe, Peraza, Vivas unable to reach 1B on their throws, forcing Goldy to do scoop after scoop. This was inevitable tonight.
Rodon was really getting stretched last inning, but battled through it.
BTW, the BJs have won 10 straight home games. Looks like 11, as the offense is taking the night off.
People are strange when you're a Yankee Scoreboards are ugly when you're at home. The BlueJays are wicked when in Toronto The strike zone is changing and you're all alone.
When you're strange games don't get called for the rain, When you're strange Duque will mangle your name When you're strange, When you're strange When you're STRANGE.....
Do you believe in magic in a pitcher's heart How the money can free him from whenever it starts And it's magic if Steinbrenner is groovy It makes you feel dead like a rotten movie...
Okay, I'm tired and losing my touch. Must go to bed. Thinking of re-reading Hoss's book while I'm waiting for him to finish editing the second volume. You know why?
I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN, DOWN TO THE TEAM THAT I LEFT UP TOWN, I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN.....BIG AARON BOONE JUMPED THE GUN....OH LITTLE BOONE JUMPED THE GUN...
(For Brian) I'm a loser. I'm a loser... And we're not the team we want to be... Of all the games I have won or have lost There is one trade I should never have crossed He was a man who wanted millions, my friend. I should have known he would win in the end...
This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of The Brain's elaborate plans, the end Of everything that once stood, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your stadium again Can you picture what will be? So limitless and free Desperately in need Of some new GM's hand In a desperate land Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the fans are insane All the fans are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the Yes Highway, baby Weird scenes inside Hal's gold mine Ride the Yes Highway west, baby Get the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake, he's long, seven miles Ride the snake He's old and his skin is cold The NL West is the best The NL West is the best Get here and we'll do the rest The blue bus is calling us The blue bus is calling us Brain, where you taking us? The fan awoke before dawn He put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his young dreams lived, and then he Paid a visit to his announcer, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door And he looked inside "Hal?" "Yes, you bum?" "I want to kill you" "Aaron, I want to..."
The Yankees suck. They lack the clutch gene and do not know how to play the game of Baseball. Thiis is what fartstain Hal wants. He makes the money and gives the fan a doo doo product,
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Yarbles.
ReplyDeleteMade it all the way around the bases, he did….
ReplyDeleteAll that work undone by an error. Damn.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anybody know how to play this game?
ReplyDeleteAll season long we’ve watched Volpe, Peraza, Vivas unable to reach 1B on their throws, forcing Goldy to do scoop after scoop. This was inevitable tonight.
ReplyDeleteRodon was really getting stretched last inning, but battled through it.
BTW, the BJs have won 10 straight home games. Looks like 11, as the offense is taking the night off.
People are strange when you're a Yankee
ReplyDeleteScoreboards are ugly when you're at home.
The BlueJays are wicked when in Toronto
The strike zone is changing and you're all alone.
very nice
DeleteI guess we’re back to our regularly-scheduled programming.
ReplyDeleteTurned on the TV 'bout an hour ago
ReplyDeleteTook a look at the Yanks playing Toronto
Where the ball going when infielders make a throw?
Are we gonna hear Boonie'll say it's all right?
Or is it another lost season, a wasted night?
I had to break out the cheap whiskey to deal with this game. Ugh, we look like a AA team.
ReplyDeletelosers
ReplyDeleteWhen you're strange
ReplyDeletegames don't get called for the rain,
When you're strange
Duque will mangle your name
When you're strange, When you're strange
When you're STRANGE.....
save some magic for tomorrow . . . .
DeleteDo you believe in magic in a pitcher's heart
DeleteHow the money can free him from whenever it starts
And it's magic if Steinbrenner is groovy
It makes you feel dead like a rotten movie...
Okay, I'm tired and losing my touch. Must go to bed. Thinking of re-reading Hoss's book while I'm waiting for him to finish editing the second volume. You know why?
I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN, DOWN TO THE TEAM THAT I LEFT UP TOWN, I NEED A FIX CAUSE I'M GOING DOWN.....BIG AARON BOONE JUMPED THE GUN....OH LITTLE BOONE JUMPED THE GUN...
(For Brian)
ReplyDeleteI'm a loser. I'm a loser...
And we're not the team we want to be...
Of all the games I have won or have lost
There is one trade I should never have crossed
He was a man who wanted millions, my friend.
I should have known he would win in the end...
Sure, they can take 2/3 from a bad team like ATL, but when they play a good team…🤡 5 more games this week against 2 first place teams.
ReplyDeleteOh, the humanity!
Boone’s a loser baby
ReplyDeleteSo why don’t you save me
You know that it would be untrue
ReplyDeleteYou know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
The situation ain't so dire
C'mon Boonie must get fired
Oh OK……..
ReplyDeleteWhen the seasons over
We’re in Last Place
We’re in Last Place
We’re in Last Place
OH YEAH AHHH
This is the end
ReplyDeleteBeautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of The Brain's elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that once stood, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your stadium again
Can you picture what will be?
So limitless and free
Desperately in need
Of some new GM's hand
In a desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the fans are insane
All the fans are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the Yes Highway, baby
Weird scenes inside Hal's gold mine
Ride the Yes Highway west, baby
Get the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake, he's long, seven miles
Ride the snake
He's old and his skin is cold
The NL West is the best
The NL West is the best
Get here and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is calling us
The blue bus is calling us
Brain, where you taking us?
The fan awoke before dawn
He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his young dreams lived, and then he
Paid a visit to his announcer, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
"Hal?"
"Yes, you bum?"
"I want to kill you"
"Aaron, I want to..."
Kevin wins Boone’s scalp !
ReplyDeleteUm, thank you verrry much! ;)
DeleteHow will you use it ?
DeleteOh, dangle it from my car's rear view mirror. Of course, American "style"!
ReplyDeletePlease flush it down a toilet at an I95 rest stop when you’re done with it.
DeleteIt might take several flushes but in the end
It will be worth it
Maybe do a Miami to Maine extravaganza!
DeleteBeautiful. Just beautiful. (sniff) All of you!
ReplyDeletePuffs plus Lotion for Hoss, please and I hope to see all of you tomorrow for the Haiku jamboree
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees suck. They lack the clutch gene and do not know how to play the game of Baseball. Thiis is what fartstain Hal wants. He makes the money and gives the fan a doo doo product,
ReplyDeleteStanton is doing okay for a guy who can't run.
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees are sucking for a team supposedly going to the World Series.
Kevin for the win!!!
ReplyDelete