This is a brilliant Photoshop job, or however you did it. Perfect.
They're not bringing up Jones because they want him to play every day. On the Yankees he'd be the fourth outfielder. I can understand that one. The kid has to work on those strikeouts.
Supposedly, Jones has back spasms. A heating pad: yet another vital, medical instrument missing from the Yankees' training cabinet. Along with band-aids for those blisters and other boo-boos. Hey, hard to keep up to date.
I haven't been able to watch that many games this year. I have to say that I was shocked to see The Martian's acceleration when he came in to score on the sac fly. With the new rules, which the Yankees refuse to take advantage of, The Martian should easily steal fifty bases a year. If only he got the proper coaching. DOH!!!!
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Jones still sitting @ SWB. Draw your own conclusion.
ReplyDeleteLet me find my sketchbook
DeleteThis is a brilliant Photoshop job, or however you did it. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteThey're not bringing up Jones because they want him to play every day. On the Yankees he'd be the fourth outfielder. I can understand that one. The kid has to work on those strikeouts.
Supposedly, Jones has back spasms. A heating pad: yet another vital, medical instrument missing from the Yankees' training cabinet. Along with band-aids for those blisters and other boo-boos. Hey, hard to keep up to date.
ReplyDeleteI have a $40 TENS device. Works great. Also missing…
DeleteBut they weren't bringing him up even if he didn't have the spasms. Just saying.
DeleteLosing already
ReplyDeleteRodent.
ReplyDeleteOh Done
ReplyDeleteStanton, hit. Jazz takes on the toe. I think. No outs.
ReplyDeleteTakes one on
DeleteKeep on hitting us
ReplyDeleteMartian hit. Bases loaded, no outs.
ReplyDeleteAny bets?
Mac Double
ReplyDeleteMcMahon gets a Budweiser for that one.
ReplyDeleteMartian 👽 McMittens
DeleteTwo .217 hitters in a row. Fearsome.
ReplyDeleteProductive out.
Koufax looks good. Must be 90 by now.
ReplyDelete89
DeleteDoesn't walk like an old man, either.
DeleteRodent.
ReplyDeleteThey make the HOF ceremony as boring as possible.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Boone going to lasagna? He hasn't been effective for weeks and pitched yesterday and threw 24 pitches? The man is a moron.
ReplyDeleteA child could make better BP moves
DeleteThis ump isn't great.
ReplyDeleteDick Allen's wife finally gets the podium.
ReplyDeleteTeam of the Century!
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteWilliams hasn't blown it.
ReplyDeleteThuuuuuuuuuh Yankees win!
That wasn't horrible.
ReplyDeleteBlue Jays lost to Detroit.
ReplyDeletePuppet, putz, putrid, pesonalityless to name a few.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been able to watch that many games this year. I have to say that I was shocked to see The Martian's acceleration when he came in to score on the sac fly. With the new rules, which the Yankees refuse to take advantage of, The Martian should easily steal fifty bases a year. If only he got the proper coaching. DOH!!!!
ReplyDeleteBrian doesn't develop players. He polishes trade chips. Then he cashes them in.
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