Wednesday, July 9, 2025

GAME THREAD - º7/ºNine – SCHLITTLER, CAM !?! YES, MO !

                                                                

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34 comments:

  1. Keefe to the City with a great line on why Aaron Boone may not have his contract renewed some day, but why he will never actually be fired:

    Hal Steinbrenner would rather have the team finish in last place for a decade than pay two people at the same time for one job."

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  2. Kid looks pretty good so far. Hey, a little bit of "Hitler," a little bit of "shit"...maybe that makes him tough. (I'm reaching here, in case you didn't notice.)

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  3. It may be a reach, Hoss, but somebody's got to keep the band playing while the Titanic goes down...

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  4. I'm watching Baseball Potpourri on ESPN because somehow, despite all the money we give them, that doesn't mean we can necessarily get the Mets or the Yankees on TV. Anyway, saw Gleyber pop out with two men on in the 7th. But...did anyone else know that he's up to .297, with a 22-game on-base streak?

    Yeah, Pal, never, ever re-examine our great coaching staff.

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  5. Schmidt becomes Schlittler…

    What a Pisser…

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    1. Excellent graphic Mr. A.

      I vote for making the eyes more absurd every day until his head explodes.

      Also, I have questions for the commentariat: are the krakens achually playing a calzone in right field? Don't they know how fattening they are?

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    2. Thanks Mr Firefly.

      I’m glad you requested the eyes instead of making Hal’s Microphone more rea……oh Nevermind.

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    3. If you so desire (and have the stomach for it) then mouth could also open gradually.

      Forget I said that. Now I have to go rinse my mind with bleach.

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  6. Some team jumping all over this Seattle starter. Who are these guys, and what have they done with our Yankees?

    Never mind, we don't want to know, thanks.

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  7. Jizz looks like he might be able to play second despite being out of position.

    Wait, wut? That *is* his position? Why didn't someone tell Boone?

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  8. Calzone on first. Breadstick at the plate.

    Ok, I'll stop now.




    ...for at least one batter.

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  9. They SHOULD have a Schlittler Cam on his starts at the stadium.

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    1. Only if Max Bialystock is the producer.


      ...in the springtime.

      I'll leave now.

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  10. Holy moley. The long quotations here on the trade deadline are choice Cash Salad: https://sports.yahoo.com/article/brian-cashman-preparing-town-address-230042188.html

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    1. PAL will trade him for IL Sanchez

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    2. Do NOT say his name three times or he will reappear.

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  12. The little shit was given number 31 (and not 67 or something like that), so they must think he's good.

    We're screwed.

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  13. I vote for "Little Shit" to be his nickname.

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  14. Nothing quite like a solid Schlittler .
    Could have used him in Flushing.
    And then Lasagna shits the bed.

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  15. fans behind his family (or maybe just more family) have a "Straight out of Walpole" sign behind them.

    Walpole is where the men's maximum security state prison is located.

    Hilarious.

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    1. Speaking of which, we haven't heard from Local Bargain Jerk lately.

      Probably unrelated.

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  16. I think Dominguez might be good. Maybe.

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  17. He’s certainly a bit faster than Stanton.

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  18. Hopefully the game ends soonish as I must go and fetch someone returning from hawhyee

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