Here's a gaslight. Graphic on YES... Yankees have the best extra inning record at home since 2020 in MLB. But they kinda suck at extra inning games now, as we all know. So what does how they did in other years matter?
This is gonna be one of those trade deadlines in which The Brain says, "We tried to make a deal, but nothing made sense" at tonight's press conference. Isn't it? FUCK.
The Yankees, who acquired All Star closer David Bednar, are sending the Pirates: Catcher Rafael Flores, their No. 8 prospect Cather/1B Edgleen Perez, their No. 14 prospect Center fielder Brian Sanchez.
Stump Rodgers of Truth International reports that the Yankees have acquired a three pound cube of expired surgical-grade cadaver putty and a 4-pack of Wrigley's Freedent Spearmint Gum from the Tokyo Yakult Swallows in exchange for Aaron Boone and Brain Cashman's unwashed Elf costume.
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Boring player interviews are even more boring with an interpreter.
ReplyDeleteAA, what software do you use to make these great game day graphics?
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DeleteMariners lineup is suddenly scarier.
ReplyDeleteHere's a gaslight. Graphic on YES... Yankees have the best extra inning record at home since 2020 in MLB. But they kinda suck at extra inning games now, as we all know. So what does how they did in other years matter?
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing, Doug. Total horseshit.
DeleteMarlins want Spencer for one of their starters. Not worth it.
ReplyDeleteCould it be…Cashman is done trading?
ReplyDeleteI kinda hope so.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Stanton!
ReplyDeleteStanton can still hit. Can't run, but he's been really good since he got off the IL.
ReplyDeleteYeah - that works
ReplyDeleteRice!
ReplyDeleteSeven run lead and I bet Stroman can't get out of the fourth.
ReplyDeleteDammit man. We were all thinking it, but you had to tempt the juju gods.
DeleteJM - you use photoshop?
DeleteNo, I was a writer. The Art Directors used Photoshop.
DeleteI wear/wore/wore out/wore thru too many hats.
DeleteNOW my brain hurts
Three more runs and we might just pull this one out . . .
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna be one of those trade deadlines in which The Brain says, "We tried to make a deal, but nothing made sense" at tonight's press conference. Isn't it? FUCK.
ReplyDeleteJust power down some kingers of Blue Ribbon and you’ll be fine….
Delete“Now it’s Dark”
Only question is can the bullpen hold the lead because the offense likely blowed their load.
ReplyDeleteHere comes the rain….
ReplyDeleteRunning out of time for Volpe’s next error
ReplyDeleteThe Buffoon Manager ain't going noweher. Cashman loves him and he sucks off Cashman.
ReplyDeleteWord is we're getting Bednar from Pittsburgh. He's pretty damn good, hope we don't overpay. Pending medical.
ReplyDeleteThat Cashman makes the best trades for pitching. We are so lucky. Thanks, Papa Hal…
ReplyDeleteTop catching prospect Rafael Flores and 2 others go to Pirates in agreement
ReplyDeleteYeah, we don't need no stinking catchers. We have Wells.
ReplyDelete🎶🎼…if he only had a brain🎼
DeleteThe Yankees, who acquired All Star closer David Bednar, are sending the Pirates:
ReplyDeleteCatcher Rafael Flores, their No. 8 prospect
Cather/1B Edgleen Perez, their No. 14 prospect
Center fielder Brian Sanchez.
Multiple sources confirm the trade, just waiting on announcement
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that Cashman as his eye on another Pirate pitcher ( because he comes cheaply). None other than " Mr. Home Run" Heaney.
ReplyDeleteJack Curry reports Yanks have acquired Jake Bird from COL
ReplyDeleteDetails to follo
DeleteIn the Bird trade, Prospects Roc Riggio and Ben Shields are headed back to Colorado, reports Mark Feinsand of MLB.com.
ReplyDeleteStump Rodgers of Truth International reports that the Yankees have acquired a three pound cube of expired surgical-grade cadaver putty and a 4-pack of Wrigley's Freedent Spearmint Gum from the Tokyo Yakult Swallows in exchange for Aaron Boone and Brain Cashman's unwashed Elf costume.
ReplyDeleteGame to resume approx 5:20. Can Bednar & Bird get here by then?
ReplyDeleteThat'll give Volpe a chance to add another . . .
DeleteBird has a 1.48 WHIP. Gross. He'll fit right into this crap bullpen.
ReplyDeleteSome days, you just wake up and everything is different.
ReplyDeleteAlso, these genius moves have me thinking of "Amazing Grace."
ReplyDeleteHow sweet the sound?
DeleteSlater immediately hits into DP. Great pickup
ReplyDeletePeraza traded to Angels. No other details
ReplyDeleteNestor to San Diego….phew
ReplyDeleteWe once were lost, but now are found. Saved. By Brian, our father.
ReplyDeleteIs that it for Volpe at short? Is he an elite utility guy now?
ReplyDeleteAngels get - Oswald Peraza
ReplyDeleteYankees get - Wilberson De Pena
And International money
ReplyDelete.The Yankees and Rays swung an in-game trade that will send José Caballero to the opposite dugout, a source told MLB.com
ReplyDeleteBullpen looks halfway decent to be honest…
ReplyDeletethey've reached a deal to acquire Giants closer Camilo Doval. Can’t keep up
ReplyDeleteCashman actually did well. I'm shocked. Unless the players he got are nursing injuries like the past 5 years.
ReplyDeleteCamilo Dovals....didn't he and his brothers' group sing the 60s classic, The Bristol Stomp?
ReplyDeleteYes he did
Delete“ The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol Stomp”
Oh, and the, uh, Yankees win. Cough.
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