—Yankees 3-9 at Citified since 2019. —Stroman's fastball tops out at 89.5 mph. Soto, right now, hitting sub-90 mph fastballs at a .500 BA (13-2), with 4 extra-base hits and 1.309 OPS.
As Ed Grimley would put it, we're as doomed as doom can be, y'know.
Stroman sucks. He's done and doesn't know it. His first start was five strong innings against a Babe Ruth League team. It was not a harbinger of things to come.
Schmidt to the IL. Tests pending. Cam Schlittler, the great white hope, was rocked in his last start at SWB. The next 2 men up are Allan Winans and Carlos Carrasco.
“Ptooey" is an onomatopoeia, meaning it's a word that imitates a sound. Specifically, "ptooey" is used to represent the sound of spitting, often with an expression of disgust
I'm still enraged by that called third strike against Judge. I don't care if we are playing in Metsville. The busher does NOT get the call against an all-time great—particularly when the call is that bad. Boone should have got his ass ejected.
—Inexplicably bad, shoddy fielding. —Still playing guys who are through, because we owe them money (looking at you, Cantrun and DJ). —Bullpen worn down to a nub. —No depth. —No situational hitting, as demonstrated right down to the end, with Dominguez swinging at a 3-1 pitch that was out of the strike zone, with Judge on deck.
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The horror...the horror.
ReplyDeleteJust to cheer everyone u:
ReplyDelete—Yankees 3-9 at Citified since 2019.
—Stroman's fastball tops out at 89.5 mph. Soto, right now, hitting sub-90 mph fastballs at a .500 BA (13-2), with 4 extra-base hits and 1.309 OPS.
As Ed Grimley would put it, we're as doomed as doom can be, y'know.
Don't worry. We called up Scott Effross.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad, so sad
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad, sad situation
And it's gettin' more and more absurd
Bernie Taupin / Elton John
There is life on Mars.
ReplyDeleteWooooooF
ReplyDeleteDamn! This could be a good day to celebrate.
ReplyDeleteJudge!!
ReplyDeleteBelly to belly.
ReplyDeleteSix more runs, we win this game….
ReplyDeleteAnd that’s no joke
DeleteI doubt that would be enough.
DeleteSolo home runs ‘r us.
ReplyDeleteDon’t look now, but My Favorite Martian is batting .356 over his last 30 games.
ReplyDeleteAnd .422 in his last 15
ReplyDeleteBut he plays the outfield like Soto
ReplyDeleteWho needs to catch the ball when you’re hitting the ball….
ReplyDeleteDid I say 6 more….
ReplyDeleteMaybe I meant 7
Optimist!
Delete(My bad . . . I meant to say that the Yankees won’t be winning today’s game)
Delete✅
DeleteStroman sucks. He's done and doesn't know it. His first start was five strong innings against a Babe Ruth League team. It was not a harbinger of things to come.
ReplyDeleteStroman is useless.
ReplyDeleteCarlos Carrasco, your Uber is waiting
Schmidt to the IL. Tests pending. Cam Schlittler, the great white hope, was rocked in his last start at SWB. The next 2 men up are Allan Winans and Carlos Carrasco.
ReplyDeleteYour choice…
Carrasco is still hanging around? I thought he was released outright.
DeleteMan, we're fucked.
Volpe is another one. AAAA player.
ReplyDeleteVolpe looked like a little leaguer in that AB
ReplyDeleteHe not only stinks, he's also arrogant.
ReplyDeleteBut he’s got great taste in food !
DeleteOH My GoD ? When did the METS cover over Shea Stadium with bricks ?
ReplyDeleteI think during the pandemic. No one was watching.
ReplyDeleteAnd they’re watching now?
Delete“That umpire sucks eggs through a paper straw”
ReplyDeleteWe may get a spectacular Boone Ejaction today.
That ump is absolute horseshit. Yeah, somebody’s gonna get tossed.
ReplyDeleteMy money’s on you know who
Just walk Soto
ReplyDeleteToo late
DeleteVolpe strikes again
ReplyDeleteVolpe is putting on a clinic at ss
ReplyDeleteVolpe again.
ReplyDeleteEveryone sees it but Cashman and Boone.
ReplyDeleteBell Rung - back down to only needing seven more runs…….
ReplyDeleteI was watching tennis for a bit. Missed Cody's home run.
ReplyDeleteMarssssss
ReplyDeleteDominguez will probably be benched tomorrow, for not hittIng a solo home run.
ReplyDeleteI would fine fine him
ReplyDeleteWhat’s truly inspiring is that our Strat-O-Matic analysts only took 20 or so games to move home up in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteGood tennis match going on. I switch between the Yankees and the BBC.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Is it really The Master’s birthday???
ReplyDeleteJust tuned in…looks like it’s home run derby for the Yankees…
ReplyDeleteFirst day I am cable free…
How are you watching?
DeleteIt’s a free game on mlb today JM
DeleteO'Neill and Kay are not good.
ReplyDeleteLike Volpe.
IPTV
ReplyDeleteMe, too.
DeleteFriggen bullpen overused…
ReplyDeleteHamilton has been on top of his game the last 12 outings. But not today.
ReplyDeleteI’m so hoping for a Leiter sighting..z
ReplyDeleteUse the force, Luke.
ReplyDeleteLuke has lost it.
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeleteA string of bad outings.
ReplyDeleteNot quite the same since the IL.
ReplyDeleteOk, back to Tuesday Weld.
ReplyDeleteAs if
DeleteThat was not a strike.
ReplyDeleteDoobie was a great series. Still is.
ReplyDeleteDobie . I used to watch it with a doobie.
ReplyDeleteBullpen's probably not done sucking
ReplyDeleteI mean, we all knew the ‘pen was not gonna hold it.
ReplyDeletePlay it as it Lays
ReplyDeleteWe blow.
ReplyDeletehttps://mubi.com/en/films/play-it-as-it-lays/trailer
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
DeleteDon’t know it, JM?
DeleteNo. I should.
DeleteI smell pineapple.
ReplyDeleteThis team might not win a game for another two weeks
ReplyDeleteDole. Del Monte.
ReplyDeleteUhm ….. no win no win no win
ReplyDeleteDel Monte filed for bankruptcy. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI blame the Yankees
DeleteNever mind the annual June swoon. This team has been in a Boone swoon for years.
ReplyDeleteWell, that sucked.
ReplyDeletePTOOEY!
ReplyDelete“Ptooey" is an onomatopoeia, meaning it's a word that imitates a sound. Specifically, "ptooey" is used to represent the sound of spitting, often with an expression of disgust
I'm still enraged by that called third strike against Judge. I don't care if we are playing in Metsville. The busher does NOT get the call against an all-time great—particularly when the call is that bad. Boone should have got his ass ejected.
ReplyDeleteAnother game, another loss and nothing will change.
ReplyDeleteThat said...it was the same old, same old:
ReplyDelete—Inexplicably bad, shoddy fielding.
—Still playing guys who are through, because we owe them money (looking at you, Cantrun and DJ).
—Bullpen worn down to a nub.
—No depth.
—No situational hitting, as demonstrated right down to the end, with Dominguez swinging at a 3-1 pitch that was out of the strike zone, with Judge on deck.
Um....we suck?
ReplyDeleteYes JM. The suck.
ReplyDelete