Cone, tonight, saying how great it would be if the majors could play like the Savannah Bananas: a strict two hours, followed by a "swing-off." I love you, David, but if you're that bored by baseball, retire and hit the links.
Thanks for inlucding Genius, because I hear what a Genius Cashman is and he is anything but. As the Yankees Crash, he is still doing the same old thing.
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Fuck him. He’ll never be anything more than an intern.
ReplyDeleteBeyond the mailroom, the man is useless. Beyond useless. He’s a danger to the well-being of the New York Yankees.
Volpe with Number 14 - Incredible. Amazing. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteCa$hole is indeed a danger to the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteWhen I looked at the picture, I thought it was Uncle Fester at first.
Thinking about it, Fester would be a better GM.
All Cashman
DeleteThat’s a terrible insult to Uncle Fester.
DeleteThe coat threw me off. I apologize to the good Uncle Fester.
DeleteVolpe in a battle for a second straight gleyber: more errors than home runs.
ReplyDeleteExactly
DeleteDominguez with a double in the corner. He's now 6-15. I think that's, you know, .400. But I'm sure Boone will bat for him in the 9th again.
ReplyDeleteCone, tonight, saying how great it would be if the majors could play like the Savannah Bananas: a strict two hours, followed by a "swing-off." I love you, David, but if you're that bored by baseball, retire and hit the links.
ReplyDeleteDominguez with another hit, then a stolen base. That bum! Where's Amed Rosario?
ReplyDeleteThen the hustle to third, which created the run. Back to the bench, loser!
ReplyDeleteSure glad Volpe hadn't stolen second already. Didn't want him going to third on that play.
ReplyDeleteThere we go! A little hustle, a little pressure. Real baseball!
ReplyDeleteAs Jack Palance said, it's early yet.
DeleteDominguez is a good baseball player. Not a great left fielder but a smart player.
ReplyDeleteAnd he appears to really enjoy playing the game
DeleteBoone has entered the "let's steal outs" portion of the game. How many runs will this cost, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteYup. How many straight balls do you think he lets Fried throw here?
ReplyDeleteYeah, there's gift run. You know, ANYONE can take the pitcher out too late. Anyone.
ReplyDelete111 pitches!! What the fucking fuck was he fucking thinking!!?
ReplyDeleteBoone a day late and a dollar short. Again.
ReplyDeleteNow watch--Fried's arm just inexplicably tightens up tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteOh, Good Lord, Loaisiga? Well, he did it.
ReplyDeleteGotta luv Boone
DeleteThe trainers hopefully are all over Fried’s fingers after throwing so many pitches tonight.
ReplyDeleteIf JM was here I know what he’d say….
Two innings of Lasagna . . . That’s our Boonie!
ReplyDelete2-0. I say walk him.
ReplyDeleteTwo on, nobody out. Weaver now, please.
ReplyDelete.302 hitter up, with a man on third. No Weaver?
ReplyDeleteNice! Okay. But now we have to sweat Williams.
ReplyDeleteHuge.
ReplyDeleteVolpe is still an asshole.
ReplyDeleteWhat will we ever do if Williams needs to hold, I dunno, a one-run lead?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think I hate this guy even more than Torrents.
ReplyDeletePretty funny hearing how nervous the whole Stadium is. Pretty sad, having to watch it.
ReplyDeleteAh, that sure-handed fielding. Still, an out.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
ReplyDeleteHere we go again…
ReplyDeleteFace it, Volpe’s not a wartime consigliere
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteThe, uh, the, uh, Yankees, you know...WIN!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo, I guess. Volpe is a punk.
ReplyDeletePhew!
ReplyDeletePretty damned funny, 999. But hey, they pulled it out.
ReplyDeleteHey, we beat the Rays
ReplyDeleteHappiest of happy days
Rain rain go away
We are the Cash-mans
DeleteMy friends
And well
Keep on
Crappin’
To the End
Thanks for inlucding Genius, because I hear what a Genius Cashman is and he is anything but. As the Yankees Crash, he is still doing the same old thing.
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