Let me entertain you all with a true short story that happened to me earlier today. I went to a new urologist - won't go into the details - and he was an older guy, mid 70s. He said, "Pull down your slacks and shorts...you've been to this rodeo before, right?"
I enjoyed Weapons and felt that Gladys would be the cure of the current disease.
She's likely going to win the O'scare for best supporting actress at the upcoming Academy Awards . . . (that's the actress that played the wife in Field of Dreams....)
Hey Bitty - I suppose I'd rather have a new 70 year old urologist say that to me than to tell a knock knock joke s he starts the more invasive portion of your exam . . .
6 The Most Home Runs in a Game in MLB History The most home runs hit by a single team in a Major League Baseball game is 10, achieved by the Toronto Blue Jays on September 14, 1987. They accomplished this feat against the Baltimore Orioles, winning the game 18-3.
Okay, I can't complain about a 13-3 win and 9 home runs, either. Except...how the hell is it that Tim Hill, our lefty specialist and one of the more trusted guys out of the pen, has to pitch an inning? Well, hell. A win is a win is a win.
I can complain about too many home runs because it's emblematic of our now historic inability to play small ball, get men on base, advance the runner, create runs, get creative, and blah blah blah blah blah. I may repost this later for general dissection, discussion, dissemination, distribution and destruction.
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Why AA? Just, why?
ReplyDeleteOh wow…
ReplyDeleteWeapons
ReplyDeleteAunt Gladys from the movie Weapons would make a Hell of a manager
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a character from "A Boy and his Dog". AA, YOU are a real ballbuster! 😱
Deleteanything is an improvement
ReplyDeleteI don’t get out much. I thought that was the IBD woman. Sigh…..where has she gone?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, anything is an improvement at this point
ReplyDeleteLet me entertain you all with a true short story that happened to me earlier today. I went to a new urologist - won't go into the details - and he was an older guy, mid 70s. He said, "Pull down your slacks and shorts...you've been to this rodeo before, right?"
ReplyDeleteEnd of story.
Rodeo? Was the urologist wearing spurs?
DeleteAs long as I don't feel two hands on my shoulders...
DeleteWhile I enjoyed your story, Bitty, I like the one about the Yankees hitting 3 home runs in the 1st inning a wee bit better.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed Weapons and felt that Gladys would be the cure of the current disease.
ReplyDeleteShe's likely going to win the O'scare for best supporting actress at the upcoming Academy Awards . . . (that's the actress that played the wife in Field of Dreams....)
Hey Bitty - I suppose I'd rather have a new 70 year old urologist say that to me than to tell a knock knock joke s he starts the more invasive portion of your exam . . .
Belly to belly to belly? Get out the warming love gel? Urg...
ReplyDeleteFive runs isn’t enough…
ReplyDeleteFive? Rodon just gave back two.
ReplyDeleterodon is a very generous man
DeleteHe is. He gives me heartburn, at no charge, every fifth game.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you like to gift him in return, HH ?
DeleteMaybe some quality time with Bitty’s new urologist & a fiber-optic scope.
DeleteI think they have enough runs now…
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ReplyDeleteThe Most Home Runs in a Game in MLB History
The most home runs hit by a single team in a Major League Baseball game is 10, achieved by the Toronto Blue Jays on September 14, 1987. They accomplished this feat against the Baltimore Orioles, winning the game 18-3.
We don not have enough runs. The Yankees scored 12 runs earlier this year and still lost. 18 runs MIGHT be enough runs.
ReplyDeleteI see that the Red Sox lost to Baltimore in the eleventh... Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteUhm, like, you know - that should be enough runs to win this game.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is free to switch off all media, run outside and bond with nature….
( or have a beer)
Kevin sees in stereoVision
ReplyDelete8 home runs!
ReplyDeleteLet’s hope, in this case, 8 is enough.
My god, even Volpe got a hit!
ReplyDeleteAnd they’re not all solo shots.
ReplyDeleteLate to the party...
ReplyDeleteI went to see my urologist last week and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why and he said, "So I can examine you."
That's pretty damned good, Doug!
DeleteLouis CK had a similar problem.....wait - maybe it wasn't in front of his doctor.
DeleteNevermind
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I can't complain about a 13-3 win and 9 home runs, either. Except...how the hell is it that Tim Hill, our lefty specialist and one of the more trusted guys out of the pen, has to pitch an inning? Well, hell. A win is a win is a win.
ReplyDeleteCreamed Corn for everyone the next time we all get together !
ReplyDeleteI can complain about too many home runs because it's emblematic of our now historic inability to play small ball, get men on base, advance the runner, create runs, get creative, and blah blah blah blah blah. I may repost this later for general dissection, discussion, dissemination, distribution and destruction.
ReplyDeleteYou might need to obtain the express written permission of Major League Baseball or it could be prohibited.
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