So many fond things that I cannot remember. Ludes were what you took when your girlfriend's friend was also coming over and the three of you were going to just "hang out."
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Wilson Betemit never ever get a hit.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad we gave up on Young Nathaniel.
ReplyDeleteAmazing grace, so sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me...
ReplyDeleteEverybody go to sleep already?
ReplyDeleteNope
ReplyDeleteTasking Multi-
ReplyDeleteI’ll sleep when I’m fed.
ReplyDeleteJudge’s back !
ReplyDeleteWell I’ll be damned. Volpe didn’t make the stupid play & took the sure out. Won’t matter, but warms my heart all the same.
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ReplyDeleteTellez looks like a beer league softball player…
ReplyDeleteWarren is dancing between raindrops out there.
ReplyDeleteNot watching. Seems they're tearing the cover off the ball.
ReplyDeletePitching is good. Been a long time since the Yankees had any. But it's early and Warren cannot go forever.
ReplyDeleteAre we getting one-hit by Master Nathan?
ReplyDeleteOooooooooooooo
DeleteHasn't even thrown 100 pitches yet. Has allowed a single baserunner through 8.
ReplyDeleteCone, describing how well Eovaldi is pitching, said “The carpet matches the drapes.” Guess Cone has access to the locker rooms.
ReplyDeleteAh. Devin "Clay "Blown Save" Holmes" Williams.
ReplyDeleteAt least it won’t be a walk-off.
ReplyDeleteWilliams is still IN ????????????(???????(?((????????????????!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe’s just flinging the ball to the plate
ReplyDeleteIs Boone the smartest man in the Room or what?
ReplyDeleteHe’s the closer all right. Williams closing the book on the season.
ReplyDeleteKeefe is going to apoplectic. I think he'd fit in very well here at IIH.
ReplyDeleteI don't disagree with the Yankees getting rid of the beard prohibition, but to do it to keep Williams happy . . .
ReplyDeleteOh. Apparently Boone is going to take Devin "Clay "Blown Save" Holmes" Williams out now that the damage is done. It bogles.
ReplyDeleteNow it's Leiter. Hrrmm.
ReplyDeleteNow Boone brings in a man straight from the DL. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
ReplyDeleteMan, ludes were made for times like this. So I've heard...
ReplyDeleteThey have a shelf life of thirty years so pop’em if yah got’em
DeleteSo many fond things that I cannot remember. Ludes were what you took when your girlfriend's friend was also coming over and the three of you were going to just "hang out."
DeleteThe Yankees are only down by two runs with two on. Someone please explain why The Idiot isn't bringing in Bednar.
ReplyDeleteIrene good night, Irene good night,
ReplyDeleteGood night Irene, good night Irene,
I’ll see you in my dreams.
Last Saturday night I got married,
Me and my wife settled down,
Now me and my wife we are parted,
I think I’ll go out on the town.
Sometimes I live in the country,
Sometimes I live in town,
Sometimes I take a great notion
To jump in the river and drown.
I love Irene, God knows I do,
I’ll love her ’til the seas run dry,
But if Irene should turn me down,
I’d take morphine and die.
Stop rambling, stop your gambling,
Stop staying out late at night,
Go home to your wife and your family,
Stay there by your fireside bright.
The Yankees Lose
ReplyDeleteUnfucking believable im so close to boycotting all things Yankees except this site...until Boone is fired
ReplyDeleteAnother Yankee classic. The hits (don't) keep coming.
ReplyDeleteThat’s 5
ReplyDelete🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Our team sucks gorilla balls
ReplyDeleteI would have thought that they only had it in them to suck Pizza-RAT balls.
Delete(but I could be wrong)
Boone Gone by the 15th?
ReplyDeleteWhy did we release Nathan? Did we think he wasn't coming back from TJ or was our medical team as dumb as I have suspected for years?
ReplyDeletehttps://x.com/MyGSDog_HavoK/status/1952922388988887505
ReplyDeleteThe only way out is through.
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side! With this much horseshit, there has got to be a pony around here somewhere! Ponies for EVERYONE!!
ReplyDeletemake my pony little, please
DeleteNow most everyone is asleep
ReplyDeleteMost
ReplyDeleteeveryone
DeleteI'm not! Hey, what's going on? Wait, whee is everyone?
ReplyDelete*That's "where." But "whee" will do fine, as in "Whee! Whee! Here we go over the cliff!"
ReplyDeleteWe are DECIDEDLY DESCENDING
ReplyDeleteWe can still catch Tampa. Maybe this week.
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