Speaking of Boone the buffoon, I hope the team doesn't have to endure a rah-rah speech on gamesmanship today. That reminds me of what the military brass have to put up with today.
Imagine being a five star general and having to report to a drunk Ron Burgandy wannabe Fox News host.
Oh, and then listening to a rambling, incoherent speech by a bone spurs draft dodger on bravery.
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I just felt luke I got punched in my stomach.
ReplyDeleteLook! Up in the sky!
ReplyDeleteIt’s a bird! It’s a plane! No,
It’s Boone the buffoon!
Speaking of Boone the buffoon, I hope the team doesn't have to endure a rah-rah speech on gamesmanship today. That reminds me of what the military brass have to put up with today.
ReplyDeleteImagine being a five star general and having to report to a drunk Ron Burgandy wannabe Fox News host.
Oh, and then listening to a rambling, incoherent speech by a bone spurs draft dodger on bravery.
Now if you could fashion the above into a Haiku, Carl.
DeleteHey you obese brass!
DeleteI alone and the answer
And you are garbage.
Maybe he'll do another inspirational showing of how the Yanks blew a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox in 2004.
ReplyDeleteBen Rice doesn't start.
ReplyDeleteIt's a lefty/righty thing.
Analytics suck!
Ben Rice doesn't start.
It's a lefty / righty thing.
Boone is a moron.
Ben Rice on the bench.
To pinch hit at the wrong time.
Boston wins Game One.
AA...Does this work.... follow the format?
ReplyDeleteGenerals stand tall
weathering blustery praise
faces stern, unmoved
Speeches roll like tide
Hegseth and Trump roar loudly
brave faces listen
Uniforms hold still
duty's weight under their ribs
words pass, honor stays
Excellent !
DeleteMasterful!
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