Tuesday, October 14, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – ØHAL, ØPAL, & ØSEEDY


IT SURE SUCKS AND BLOWS
THE SEASON CAME TO A CLOSE
LOOK AT THESE . . . BOZOS !

15 comments:

  1. Hal was born lucky
    He’s earned nothing on his own
    Ditto Booooone and Ca$h

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  2. I’m sitting shiva
    Living on past memories
    The future is bleak

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    2. Shiva got into the real estate business and purchased an apartment building. She named it " The Shiva Arms." It was then sold to Venus Demilo, who then cut the arms off.

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  3. Teams celebrating
    prematurely. Maybe they
    should win it all first?

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  4. AA....you must have photoshopped a smile onto Hal's face, as I've never seen a picture of him displaying anything other than a frown or a blank stare on his countenance.

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    1. Carl - I commented a few days back that my collection of Yankees images that I mined deep from dark areas of the web includes not one but two Hal photographs where he’s smiling.

      I also have one that looks as though he just farted.

      I debated hanging up the Haikus until next season but just couldn’t help myself today.

      Sick of Steinbrenner
      Sick of Pal and Seedy Boone
      But is there a Cure ?






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  5. They are a bunch of scabrous whores
    and goat blowing pig fuckers, may their
    eyeballs just from syphilitic pus.

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    1. I wonder if they can perform that way simultaneously. You know, blowing a goat while fucking a pig.

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  6. We all know the Hal smile photo is AI. And we know it took an inordinate amount of electricity to generate, so complex was this request. Cleveland could have been powered for 17 hours with the amount of energy that it took create Hal's fake smile. Then, the glass on the monitor broke, anyway.

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  7. Are these three boobs were smart, they might be elevated to Bozos.

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