That’s a damn fine haiku you got there, AA. All correct and clean and shiny. It would be a shame if something happened to that haiku, now, wouldn’t it?
I won’t write Haikus Iambic pentameter Will be my new jam.
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If time upon itself, at will, would bend Baby Hitler would be first dead, but then Intern Cashman is next. Gets axed by George. Swindal, penis, put aside, takes charge not Hal. Sailors, nurses still kiss. Times Square. Yanks win!
Had to miss last night's game. And have seen damned little of the Series. I do admire how Los Angeles is going for it, but I cannot root for the Dodgers. (Too soon.)
IS Ohtani better than Judge? Certainly in this postseason. But he's basically a DH who sometimes pitches (39 wins in 8 seasons).
Give Judge somebody like Freeman, and we'll see. Unfortunately...we'll never see.
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That’s a damn fine haiku you got there, AA. All correct and clean and shiny. It would be a shame if something happened to that haiku, now, wouldn’t it?
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ReplyDeleteName of Sandy. Sat in the
Shade and ate candy…
ReplyDeleteI won’t write Haikus
Iambic pentameter
Will be my new jam.
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If time upon itself, at will, would bend
Baby Hitler would be first dead, but then
Intern Cashman is next. Gets axed by George.
Swindal, penis, put aside, takes charge not Hal.
Sailors, nurses still kiss. Times Square. Yanks win!
AWESOME, DOUG!
Delete13 Thank you. First time trying to write one.
DeleteAaron Boone
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That works too!
DeleteHad to miss last night's game. And have seen damned little of the Series. I do admire how Los Angeles is going for it, but I cannot root for the Dodgers. (Too soon.)
ReplyDeleteIS Ohtani better than Judge? Certainly in this postseason. But he's basically a DH who sometimes pitches (39 wins in 8 seasons).
Give Judge somebody like Freeman, and we'll see. Unfortunately...we'll never see.
If thy eyes offend thee . . . see an optometrist immediately !
DeleteThere once was a man
ReplyDeleteNamed Ohtani. He married
A boy named Bonnie.
okay, so I'm 5 years old. so sue me...
My attorney said that I should never sue anyone under seven years of age, so Bitty . . . you are off the hook . . .
DeleteOh, dear, the Dodgers lost, what a shame.
ReplyDeleteI ran out of tissues ….
DeleteOH CANADA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDry . . .
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