COULD WE GET HIM TO RECITE ANYTHING WE WANT, LIKE "I HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND A MEAT PUPPET" 25 TIMES SLOWLY? I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY TO SOME OF US, SO IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WORTH IT. OR COULD WE GET HIM TO SAY, "HI, IT'S AARON BOONE AND IT'S ALL THERE IN FRONT OF US AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW I'M FULL OF SHIT." MAYBE THAT MIGHT BE WORTH THAT MUCH SWAG. THIS POST, BY THE WAY, MADE ME REMEMBER ALLCAPS, WHO FLEW BACK TO THE PLANET ZARGON A FEW YEARS AGO AND MAY NEVER RETURN.
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ReplyDeleteCOULD WE GET HIM TO RECITE ANYTHING WE WANT, LIKE "I HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND A MEAT PUPPET" 25 TIMES SLOWLY? I MEAN, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY TO SOME OF US, SO IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WORTH IT. OR COULD WE GET HIM TO SAY, "HI, IT'S AARON BOONE AND IT'S ALL THERE IN FRONT OF US AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE EVEN I KNOW I'M FULL OF SHIT." MAYBE THAT MIGHT BE WORTH THAT MUCH SWAG. THIS POST, BY THE WAY, MADE ME REMEMBER ALLCAPS, WHO FLEW BACK TO THE PLANET ZARGON A FEW YEARS AGO AND MAY NEVER RETURN.
that, uh, like, uhm.....you know, would cost $750
DeleteI'd pay to see it.
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DeleteMe $20,000.00
DeleteI'd pay to see him do tricks with feathers and stuff like that. Open his mouth and speak? Not so much...
ReplyDeleteHow much to stuff a sock in his mouth?
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