Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Breaking news! Mets cursed by The Cocoanuts!

                                            THE CURSE OF COCOANUTS


This wholly invented: Mets cursed by Florida land development known as The Cocoanuts.

Mets fans were reportedly mollified to hear of this latest turn in the mystery of the team's 12-game losing streak, but still had serious questions concerning a duck.





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5 comments:

  1. 13bitApril 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM

    Thank you, Hoss, for real answers to real questions. I prefer to lean into the supernatural when it comes to the Mets.

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  2. Alibi IkeApril 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM

    Groucho: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?
    Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.

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    1. Rufus T. FireflyApril 23, 2026 at 8:32 AM

      I have it on authority from Mrs. Teasdale that the treasury of Freedonia is empty. This may account for the mutts recent losing streak.

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  3. DickAllenApril 22, 2026 at 5:26 PM

    i give up: why a duck?

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  4. JMApril 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM

    Why not a chicken?

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