Friday, April 17, 2026

ITS the Game Thread if ANYBODY out there still gives a SCHLITT



 

34 comments:

  1. And it's martini night. No schlitz for me.

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    1. Martinis for me as well. Extra dry with olives and a twist. I hear Cashman drinks martinis, too. But instead of olives, he uses Hal's balls. It's his version of a dirty martini.

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    2. Vodka Martini with Vermouth and Olives…

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    3. A year ago we switched to grey goose because the gin had been knocking us on our old asses.

      Tonight is our last Friday of the season on the extreme left coast and we're reverting to Bombay sapphire, for a special limited, return engagement.

      Wish us luck and thank yahweh for uber.

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    1. I'll remind you that delivery charges are enormous, so you'll have to come pick it up.

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    2. Fair enough….just provide the proper coordinates, Mr Rufus, Sir.

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    3. https://maps.app.goo.gl/YhZUbbSFeTRcfMSv8

      Carl,

      I DO NOT AND WILL NOT drink one of those martinis.

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  3. Sterling does not like the first inning

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  4. I bring some good news from Syracuse. Spencer Jones bashed a home run for the RailRiders.

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    1. I bring some bad news from the Bronx. Grisham is still batting leadoff in spite of his .145 BA

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    2. Ever notice he is a Lionel Ritchie look-alike?

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    3. Gee, is. There anyone else that they could play in center?

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  5. The chiefs look good this year. They play hard nosed hockey.

    Jones just needs a few more years of seasoning, while they break his spirits, then either call him up to be a platoon player, or trade him for a middle reliever with a 6.50 era who walks a lot of guys.

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  6. Hendrick went to the jizz school of game awareness. Looking to throw home with 2 outs, no force out, and easy throw to first.

    Wells bailed him out. Runner probably would have been safe at home.

    Great coaching, ANALists!

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    1. Apologize to pieces of shit, sir!

      DFA him already.

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    2. A big one! Another inoportune turd served up by a great deadline deal from the dirty martini drinker.

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  9. Doval is indeed a dumpling but he

    A. Didn't trade for himself

    B. Keep putting himself in to pitch the 8th innings in a close game

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  10. Now we will never see ed McMahon benched.

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  11. They should make a movie about McMahon's homer and call it " The Day The Earth Stood Still." Klaatu Barada Niktu!

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  12. Bednar is the opposite of the Sandman. He doesn't want anyone going to bed, so he refuses to close games out. More like Bednot or Bed? Nah!

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  13. A win is a win.

    Boone is an idiot.
    Ca$hole is scum.
    HAL is a spoiled rich kid and that his good points.

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  14. Martinis help numb the numbskull pain

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  15. Fuck you ad all this vodka shit! Gin, gin, and more gin! that's a damned martini!

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    1. Correct, Hoss. The vodka version is a Gibson, and should be called nothing less.

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  16. "I asked for water. She gave me gasoline."

    ~Howling Wolf

    PS: to hell with gin and vodka. everybody here is going to be huffing glue by june.

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