Martinis for me as well. Extra dry with olives and a twist. I hear Cashman drinks martinis, too. But instead of olives, he uses Hal's balls. It's his version of a dirty martini.
The chiefs look good this year. They play hard nosed hockey.
Jones just needs a few more years of seasoning, while they break his spirits, then either call him up to be a platoon player, or trade him for a middle reliever with a 6.50 era who walks a lot of guys.
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And it's martini night. No schlitz for me.
ReplyDeleteMartinis for me as well. Extra dry with olives and a twist. I hear Cashman drinks martinis, too. But instead of olives, he uses Hal's balls. It's his version of a dirty martini.
DeleteVodka Martini with Vermouth and Olives…
DeleteA year ago we switched to grey goose because the gin had been knocking us on our old asses.
DeleteTonight is our last Friday of the season on the extreme left coast and we're reverting to Bombay sapphire, for a special limited, return engagement.
Wish us luck and thank yahweh for uber.
I’ll take one please
ReplyDeleteI'll remind you that delivery charges are enormous, so you'll have to come pick it up.
DeleteFair enough….just provide the proper coordinates, Mr Rufus, Sir.
Deletehttps://maps.app.goo.gl/YhZUbbSFeTRcfMSv8
DeleteCarl,
I DO NOT AND WILL NOT drink one of those martinis.
Sterling does not like the first inning
ReplyDeleteI bring some good news from Syracuse. Spencer Jones bashed a home run for the RailRiders.
ReplyDeleteI bring some bad news from the Bronx. Grisham is still batting leadoff in spite of his .145 BA
DeleteEver notice he is a Lionel Ritchie look-alike?
DeleteGee, is. There anyone else that they could play in center?
DeleteThe chiefs look good this year. They play hard nosed hockey.
ReplyDeleteJones just needs a few more years of seasoning, while they break his spirits, then either call him up to be a platoon player, or trade him for a middle reliever with a 6.50 era who walks a lot of guys.
Hendrick went to the jizz school of game awareness. Looking to throw home with 2 outs, no force out, and easy throw to first.
ReplyDeleteWells bailed him out. Runner probably would have been safe at home.
Great coaching, ANALists!
The Martini just arrived Rufus.
DeleteNicely shaken.
Doval is a piece of shit…
ReplyDeleteApologize to pieces of shit, sir!
DeleteDFA him already.
A big one! Another inoportune turd served up by a great deadline deal from the dirty martini drinker.
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ReplyDeleteDoval is indeed a dumpling but he
ReplyDeleteA. Didn't trade for himself
B. Keep putting himself in to pitch the 8th innings in a close game
PIGS ARE FLYING.
ReplyDeleteMcMahon? Really?
ReplyDeleteBoone is a Genius !
ReplyDeleteNow we will never see ed McMahon benched.
ReplyDeleteThey should make a movie about McMahon's homer and call it " The Day The Earth Stood Still." Klaatu Barada Niktu!
ReplyDeleteBednar is the opposite of the Sandman. He doesn't want anyone going to bed, so he refuses to close games out. More like Bednot or Bed? Nah!
ReplyDeleteNever mind, then. Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteA win is a win.
ReplyDeleteBoone is an idiot.
Ca$hole is scum.
HAL is a spoiled rich kid and that his good points.
Martinis help numb the numbskull pain
ReplyDeleteFuck you ad all this vodka shit! Gin, gin, and more gin! that's a damned martini!
ReplyDeleteCorrect, Hoss. The vodka version is a Gibson, and should be called nothing less.
Delete"I asked for water. She gave me gasoline."
ReplyDelete~Howling Wolf
PS: to hell with gin and vodka. everybody here is going to be huffing glue by june.