He should have had a clause in his contract that he required a runner to run the bases for him. You know, standing next to him just outside the batter's box in a runner's starting position streaking off to first base on contact . . .
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So so so so so sad....I'm going to eat my lunch and contemplate mortality. I hope he can afford decent medical care.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I had a sneaky moment of schadenfreude. Although somehow I think Soto will be okay.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, fellow fellows, I had nothing to do with this.
ReplyDeleteTerrible blow, but dats how it go.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be funny if he turns out more brittle than GlassMan?
ReplyDeleteNot in a "fuuny, like a clown" way. More like when you get turned down at the bar, your friend laughs, then he gets turned down 5 minutes later.
That kind of funny.
He can sit in his free luxury box that he couldn't afford to buy himself on his pittance of wages and watch the Mets games till he recovers
ReplyDeleteI can’t recall a time when there was so much schadenfreude in here. I’m beginning to think there’s still a good deal of animosity for the dear juan.
ReplyDeleteHe should have had a clause in his contract that he required a runner to run the bases for him. You know, standing next to him just outside the batter's box in a runner's starting position streaking off to first base on contact . . .
ReplyDeleteSuch a lame oversight by his management team.
No schadenfreude here. In fact, not a single fuck is given.
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