1B Marx Texeira
2B Stalin Castro
SS Lenyn Sosa
3B Pinko Higgins
LF Apparatchik Hafey
CF Adam Engels
RF Fellow Traveler Jankowski
C Roy Partee Member
RHP Red Ruffing, Red Faber, Red Patterson
LHP Lefty Grove, Lefty Holmes, Lefty Calhoun, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O’Doul
MGR Commie Mack
Bernie Williams. Eric Chavez.
ReplyDeleteOpposing them: Andy Petite Bourgeoisie
ReplyDeleteDidn't the Redsocks have a pitcher named "Workman?"
ReplyDelete"Iron Felix" Fermin
ReplyDeleteCesar "Chavez" Cedeno
Trot"sky" Nixon (the dialectic personified)
Ahmed Rosario "Luxembourg"
"Marshal Tito" Francona
Cleon "Mother" Jones
"Eugene" Debs Garms
Jazz "Shirley" Chisolm
Chili "Angela" Davis
Mel "Gus" Hall
Ha-Seong Kim "Philby"
Deep dives. Even a British spy! And you can call Cleon "Mother" but I'll be standing over here.
DeleteThree time All-Star Pinky Higgins.
ReplyDeleteNo Volpe or Dominguez in tonight’s lineup. Grisham dropped to ninth.
ReplyDeleteBarring an unannounced call the four bench players tonight, Escarra, Dominguez, who can’t play, McMahon and Schumann. Great.