At least he'll get a shot. Unless he's run over by the Yanks' new Mobile Ad Conveyor, a golf cart with Your Message Here that will now start moving continuously back and forth along the warning track.
The Yankees are calling The Martian's shoulder injury a "low-grade AC sprain". Most people call it a "mild separated shoulder". For a ballplayer this isn't good news at all. He could be out for six weeks, and hopefully it's not something that lingers the rest of his career. Fucking bullshit artists....
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At least he'll get a shot. Unless he's run over by the Yanks' new Mobile Ad Conveyor, a golf cart with Your Message Here that will now start moving continuously back and forth along the warning track.
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Deleteat least they can toss him on the back of the cart and take him down to the sub level infirmary/ballroom for care
DeleteThe Yankees are calling The Martian's shoulder injury a "low-grade AC sprain". Most people call it a "mild separated shoulder". For a ballplayer this isn't good news at all. He could be out for six weeks, and hopefully it's not something that lingers the rest of his career. Fucking bullshit artists....
ReplyDeleteShit. That really sucks. Let's hope he doesn't go the way of Shane Spencer--gets a shot, gets injured, never the same.
DeletePlease please please please not another Óscar Azócar ...
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