Tuesday, June 2, 2026

AND . . . SO IT BEGINS . . . (game thread)

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    1. It wasn’t a very good comment anyway so I had it removed by a professional

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    2. Here's hoping that didn't cost too much.

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    3. A team of Yankees doctors performed the procedure outta the back of the VW Bus

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  2. That explains why Aaron Judge hasn't been himself this year so far. A nagging shoulder problem. Probably from crashing into the wall making a catch or maybe from one of his diving catches. I always cringe when Judge dives for a ball. If Boone had any balls, he'd have taken Judge aside years ago and flat out ordered him NEVER to dive for a ball, unless it was the 7th game of the World Series. Instead, Boone has driven Judge like an entry level rental Toyota. No kid gloves, no "Judge Rules", no nothin'. He's played CF, run the bases like a leadoff man, stealing bases. The only things Judge hasn't done are pitch and catch. But I'm sure that'll be a-comin' soon.

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  3. I wuz wrong 'bout Oakland - ahem - the Homeless Bums of Sacramento. Yanks took 2 of 3. Now it's time to give it all back at home. What's this, a 3 game series? Cleveland Praetorians take 2 of 3, says I.

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  4. Taking a strictly conservative medical view of the situation, the shoulder "bone bruise" is CLEARLY directly related to that torn (VERY) big right toe ligament Judge suffered when he crashed into some homer outfield concrete in Dodger town back in 2023.

    Until some great medical minds are able to come together and determine the best path to recovery, Judge's entire right side could be in jeopardy.

    Yo, Pimento Winny?

    What are your thoughts?

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  5. Also - Cam’s mechanics are slightly off tonight. Hopefully what got Judge isn’t contagious

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  6. Go figure. Schlittler can't pitch 8 scoreless innings every single game.

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  7. For your edification: the fundamentally sound NY Yankees.

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  8. Look at that: a smart play by Volpe.

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  9. Look at that: a poor play by Volpe.

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  11. Can’t fucking Matt Blake fucking fix fucked up Doval?

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  12. Things have definitely gotten out of hand.

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  13. Who will be the first of us to blame ED?

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  15. Yeah, this team is giving out at the elbows. Threadbare as ever.

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  16. Oh, forgot to wish everyone Happy Lou Gehrig Day. MLB, in all its wisdom, has decided to honor him on 6/2, which is the day he died...whereas his great streak started on 6/1, which might have been a more appropriate day to commemorate.

    No matter. He was a sterling human being and a great player, who the Yankees managing to surround with another good-to-great players to win a slew of rings. Not that we're ever going to see that again.

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  17. The team continues to struggle against the better teams (few as they may be). None of this should be surprising, as this team’s performances repeats like an episode of Seinfeld.

    As far as Judge is concerned, the same old bullshit is being dispersed by the team. He’s been injured for a while, the team didn’t report it, suddenly he’s out of the lineup, now it’s going to be day to day.

    I think we all know what’s going to happen next.

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  18. A long time ago, Micky Clutch, it was announced had a sprained thumb. It was actually broken. The Yankees and especially their doofus manager are full of shit. We will find out.

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