Friday, June 19, 2026

Close Enough for Jazz

 The Yanks have a slugger named Jazz

A second baseman possessed of pizzazz
An inaccurate swing
Racked a ball in his bling
Now he's shopping for cups, rumor has.

4 comments:

  1. Some fans think that Jazz is a putz.
    I myself think that he is a yutz..
    He wears too much bling.
    He should shorten his swing.
    But no one should take one in the nuts

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  2. Jazz's use of ABS gets me pissed
    "It's a ball not a strike!", He'll insist.
    He's wrong more than most.
    His challenges toast.
    And he'll claim that that nut shot just missed.



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  3. LOVELY !

    Public service announcement:

    When someone borrows your pants

    To prance at the plate

    Always remember to include your cup

    Before it is too late

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