Every fucking day, the same fucking thing. Few hits, double-digit Ks, and lousy defense. Like Groundhog Day. Or the episode on the Twilight Zone where Dennis Weaver wakes up every day in a cell ready to face the judge who condems him to death by electrocution. First time through the order and 5 whiffs. They're on par for more than a Cashman Dozen.Point .003 away from rock bottom in MLB hitting.
This is the absolute worst hitting Yankees team in my lifetime. This team makes the Horace Clarke, Jake Gibbs, and Jerry Kenney teams look loke Murderers' Row.
Well... You know they make me wanna (shout) Kick my heels up and (shout) Throw my hands up and (shout) Throw my hands back and (shout) Come on now (shout)
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Incontinence, insolvency, incredulity...
ReplyDeleteNumbskull, numbnuts, numbness...
ReplyDeleteDyspepsia, biliousness, and irritability.
ReplyDeleteI have an antique cribbage board advertising a liver remedy with that on it.
DeleteNICE !
DeletePretty sure it made your liver worse too
DeleteEvery fucking day, the same fucking thing. Few hits, double-digit Ks, and lousy defense. Like Groundhog Day. Or the episode on the Twilight Zone where Dennis Weaver wakes up every day in a cell ready to face the judge who condems him to death by electrocution. First time through the order and 5 whiffs. They're on par for more than a Cashman Dozen.Point .003 away from rock bottom in MLB hitting.
ReplyDeleteThis is the absolute worst hitting Yankees team in my lifetime. This team makes the Horace Clarke, Jake Gibbs, and Jerry Kenney teams look loke Murderers' Row.
ReplyDeleteCelerino Sanchez
ReplyDeleteHim too!
DeleteIt is high
ReplyDeleteIt is far
It is
GONE
Left of center, left out to dry, left on base...
ReplyDeleteJesu santa maria!
ReplyDeleteKnotted up AGAIN in Chicago
ReplyDeleteCruz is done for the day, thank you very much
ReplyDeleteBooneball!
ReplyDeleteThe Fox announcer just said:
ReplyDelete“The Yankees have the heart of their order coming up — Rosario, Dominguez and Chisholm.”
We are so fucked.
💯👍
DeleteNo worries. Just score 4 in the 9th when you are the worst scoring team in mlb. 👍👍👍
ReplyDeleteI for one am SHOCKED that they didn’t make the big comeback.
DeleteIt must be so discouraging to be a Yankees starter knowing you need to throw 6 or 7 scoreless in order to give your team any chance at all.
The Yankees G R I M !
ReplyDeleteWellllll…
ReplyDeleteWell...
You know they make me wanna (shout)
Kick my heels up and (shout)
Throw my hands up and (shout)
Throw my hands back and (shout)
Come on now (shout)
...a little bit louder now!
DeleteNebishes X 3 = lots of losses.
ReplyDeleteClowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Boone
ReplyDelete“Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees recalled RHP Yovanny Cruz (#96) from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.”
ReplyDeleteHe will take Doval’s spot, pending further trades.
ReplyDeletePrior to tonight’s game the Yankees recalled yo’ Mama to pick up some innings