Wednesday, September 30, 2026

AL Wild Card Series – Game Two – 54 √s 54 . . .



"THE BRAIN TRUST" 

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    1. How long does it take you to earn Trent Coinage ?

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  2. TG earned 22 million this year. I would have to sell my medical practice under favorable terms to a gullible party or parties several times over, I think.

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  3. After thinking it over, I wish to offer this for your consideration: Fuck Sonny Gray.

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  4. I'm so pleased that the announcers aren't actively rooting for the carmines.

    Wait, what? Late breaking news-- they are.

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  5. Sonny Gray has amassed a proper Major League career, 37.6 bWAR. He's only had two bad years. 2016 for Oakland and 2018 for the Yankees. He made $35 million this year.

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  6. He's from Tennessee, the inbred mutant monger freak.

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  7. Allow me to add, after additional cogitation: Fuck Trent Grisham.

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  8. Grisham should not be on the roster, let alone starting.

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    1. But what of his blinding speed and cat-like reflexes ?

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  9. Well, Game 3 it is because we're not scoring any runs tonight.

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  10. This is the second night in a row that Girardi, up in the booth, can see when a pitcher is going away from his strengths and is losing command of his pitches.

    While Booooone and Matt Blake are staring blankly at the moon.

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  11. WFAN is running ads for leak proof adult diapers. I'm glad they want the best for us, but it doesn't bode well for the demographics following MLB.

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  12. And just a moment ago, one of the announcers suggested that Babe Ruth would have trouble hitting Sonny Gray

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  13. It's still too close. The Imbecile can easily blow a 1 run lead. Even a 4 run lead isn't safe from The Imbecile.

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  14. Another deep thought: Fuck the third base coach, whatever his name is. Jesus F Christ, how do you wave a catcher home on a short single to left? Fucking moron.

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  15. Who is that 3B coach? Rice was dead out by five feet.

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  16. Very bad decision to send Rice home with a shallow single and Rice being a slow runner. He was out by a mile.

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  17. Yankees must lead the world in guys thrown out at home. So goddamned stupid.

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  18. On a positive note, the announcers have said that they'll still blow the carmines if they can swallow.

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    1. Carl, creampies are their favorite happy endings.

      Not sure if time restraints will allow that.

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  19. Grisham actually ran one down. Things are looking up.

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  20. Grisham looks like he's running with shit in his pants.

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  21. Late innings of a one run game. These are situations where The Imbecile shines at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

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  22. The Imbecile is the Ambrose Burnside of the American League.

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  23. JONES!!! STOP IT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN THE BASES LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR!!!

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  24. LOMBARD!!! GEORGE JR!!! GOING THE OTHER WAY!!! HITTING BEHIND THE RUNNER!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!???????????

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  25. I thought Adley was supposed to be an all-star catcher. That throw was awful

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  26. Jazz didn’t hack wildly & look what happened.

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  27. I would love to see a grand slam here, and have all the Yankees do an extra-slow stroll around the bases like Contreras did.

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    1. They should pull a JimmyPiersal and run backwards.

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  28. Garrett Crochett looked more like Bob Cratchit.

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  29. Try to slip a new Garrett in on us, will yah!?

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  30. BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI BELLI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. I can’t believe what I’m seeing from this team

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  32. What’s even more amazing is that they’ve only struck out six times tonight

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  33. The announcers will still say that the carmines have a shot, because they're a good comeback team.

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  34. It’s a time-tested baseball truth that striking out to lead off an inning is a recipe for success.

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  35. Yes, and they’ll likely come back next year

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  36. Amazing what happens when you bunt, move up runners, and make contact with the baseball

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  37. The good news is that the bats have taken Boooooone out of the game

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  38. Hopefully Warren won’t bring him back.

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  39. We have enough runs to win this game.
    Congratulations everyone.

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  40. Somebody wearing Wells uniform has an 875 OPS with three ribbies - any idea who he is?

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    1. He's that adult film star: "Pornstache Guy". Kinda like pizza delivery guy.

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  41. Can anyone splain to me why wells has been ABSENT the last two fricking years, and now PORNSTASHE guy shows up this month?

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    1. Why was Boone sipping on a coffee and eating a Pepperidge Farm Milano cookie in the dugout?

      WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE !?!

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  42. Just got home from concert…listened since 5th inning. Looks like done deal…

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  43. Chapstick in to hit a few batters…..

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  44. Chapman struck out the side and nobody cared

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  45. Are we being teed up for total destruction? Asking for a paranoid friend.

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  46. So pleased to be sharing this with you!

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