tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post2040513527347434167..comments2024-03-28T03:30:18.868-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: One Last Reason To WorryStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-33908626923085932532013-06-15T14:58:55.586-04:002013-06-15T14:58:55.586-04:00The scary thing is; your plan might just be their...The scary thing is; your plan might just be their plan.<br /><br />If so, we will drink the crown royal together before jumping into San Franciso bay.Alphonsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294726065596642068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-9652310252484857702013-06-15T10:45:35.112-04:002013-06-15T10:45:35.112-04:00Oh ye of little faith. I have this all figured out...Oh ye of little faith. I have this all figured out. It's called the Southern California fix. I trade every single player in our minor league system and then mortgage Yankee Stadium to a Chinese financier, and with that leverage pick up the contract of Josh Beckett from the Dodgers and Luis Pujols (check out his batting average!) from the Angels. Thus, by the trade deadline I have reinvigorated both our starting rotation and put a key bat in the lineup that will transform our offense into the best in baseball. I'm good, damned good. At least that's what the hookers tell me . . . . Buy me a bottle of Crown Royal, Alphonso, you GM wannabe.Brian "The Love Machine" Cashman, Yankees GM,noreply@blogger.com