tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post2535429959732751973..comments2024-03-28T07:40:29.729-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Letter to the Editor: No peanuts at a Yankee game?Stanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-42383328980901597172012-07-25T00:12:09.304-04:002012-07-25T00:12:09.304-04:00Oh, 'no PENIS at a Yankee game.' That'...Oh, 'no PENIS at a Yankee game.' That's different.<br /><br />Never mind.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-84880722529872227042012-07-24T18:45:44.885-04:002012-07-24T18:45:44.885-04:00John,
I didn't have my glasses and am somewha...John,<br /><br />I didn't have my glasses and am somewhat inebriated. <br /><br />Did the headline say penis or peanuts.Alphonsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294726065596642068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-81172871910702002812012-07-24T17:33:03.424-04:002012-07-24T17:33:03.424-04:00Of course. No minor league franchise of any other ...Of course. No minor league franchise of any other team would arrogantly run out of peanuts and then refuse to go buy some at the supermarket for one single pain in the dupa.<br /><br />I say, let the Yankee home office take up this cause. Using the Steinbrenner billions, we buy up the entire stock of peanuts in the Americas, and give all peanut farmers a healthy stipend to abandon their traditional crop in favor of alfalfa sprouts. Then we sell only alfalfa sprouts at every Yankee affiliate with warm American beer that only tastes good when it's ice cold because then you can't taste it.<br /><br />Then when this guy shows up again and complains, we dump the peanuts on him. All of them. About 250,000 tons worth.<br /><br />Compliments of the Evil Empire. No tipping required.<br /><br />Schmuck.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.com