tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post4286929750146228690..comments2024-03-29T01:13:41.021-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: It Begins Tonight, but Not For Us.Stanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-54864622879865062672015-04-06T21:11:11.671-04:002015-04-06T21:11:11.671-04:00I've been going to Opening Day over the past 3...<br>I've been going to Opening Day over the past 32 years, and today wasn't the nicest weather ever, but it was the nicest weather in the past 10 years, easy.<br /><br />Regardless, today's game sucked. It started with a long line at the metal detector and went down from there. Our ace gave up six runs and the Blo-Jays pitcher had a no-hitter going for a good while. I seriously thought we were going to be shut out. <br /><br />What I saw today isn't something ju ju is going to fix.Local Bargain Jerkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11777702960645118146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-3324736210721176352015-04-06T09:18:08.514-04:002015-04-06T09:18:08.514-04:00"Volcanic smegma"? That sounds serious...."Volcanic smegma"? That sounds serious.Blind Robinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-53763936110384631962015-04-06T08:49:52.871-04:002015-04-06T08:49:52.871-04:00I would go if it was 10 degrees warmer and I didn&...I would go if it was 10 degrees warmer and I didn't have to work. But LBJ, have a great time and make sure to dress warmly. If your seats are in the shade, 62 isn't that hot, especially if there's a breeze. <br /><br />Hard liquor can help. Just a thought.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-31813176395823568372015-04-06T01:51:49.350-04:002015-04-06T01:51:49.350-04:00I will be back Tuesday night, full of pent up, vol...I will be back Tuesday night, full of pent up, volcanic smegma, ready to burst if the Yankees are not 1-0.el duquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12263977201552650862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-85651918131070423242015-04-05T21:49:53.543-04:002015-04-05T21:49:53.543-04:00In a dreamlike state of a post Easter brunch nap, ...In a dreamlike state of a post Easter brunch nap, a young Frank Crosetti emerged from a cornfield and said Ellsbury would lead off with a bomb. He indicated that I could "bet the house" on it.pepitonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09609891547094325191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-31721055608606414852015-04-05T16:38:11.772-04:002015-04-05T16:38:11.772-04:00God speed you LBJ!God speed you LBJ!el duquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12263977201552650862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-15059792816980829052015-04-05T15:17:01.328-04:002015-04-05T15:17:01.328-04:00I will be at the stadium tomorrow. Here are some ...<br>I will be at the stadium tomorrow. Here are some thoughts:<br /><br /> <b>∙</b> The forecast is for a partly cloudy day, 62 degrees.<br /><br /> <b>∙</b> I will cheer when A-Rod is introduced.<br /><br /> <b>∙</b> I will front-load a fair amount of beer in a parking lot before the game, to minimize the number of $12.50 cups I purchase once inside.<br /><br /> <b>∙</b> If Didi Gregorius commits an error, I will fondly remember people screaming "Mattingly woulda had it!" 19 years ago when Tino Martinez made an error on Opening Day.<br /><br /> <b>∙</b> The guys I go with have a pool for first hit of the season and first HR of the season. When my time comes to pick who will hit the first Yankee HR of the season, I may be stumped for a selection. We may have a 9-way push.<br /><br />If anyone who contributes/reads is going tomorrow, have fun.Local Bargain Jerkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11777702960645118146noreply@blogger.com