tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post4306406381076004434..comments2024-03-28T07:40:29.729-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Yankeetorial: Next, it will be Tampa's chance to throw at A-RodStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-29328948657060010342013-08-22T13:06:07.003-04:002013-08-22T13:06:07.003-04:00How about if we fall behind by 5 or 6 runs in a ga...How about if we fall behind by 5 or 6 runs in a game where the Evil One has been beaned, we put one in their star's ear? Would not that send a message to the morals police?<br /><br />John, watch this Halloween for those A-Rod masks on trick-or-treaters!KDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-56665420845503918222013-08-22T09:02:14.726-04:002013-08-22T09:02:14.726-04:00Here's an idea to preserve A-Rod on the tour: ...Here's an idea to preserve A-Rod on the tour: an incredibly lifelike A-Rod mask. We send up Adams or Joba or whoever else we really don't need in A-Rod's spot, disguised as A-Rod, and they take the hit. Then, after they trot to first (assuming it wasn't a bean ball and they're carted off on a stretcher), they rip off the mask with a flourish and the entire Yankees bench laughs uproariously.<br /><br />It always worked on Mission: Impossible when Martin Landau did it. I bet it'll work here.<br /><br />PS...I remain in favor of the Yankee facial hair ban. These other teams do look like hillbillies and inbred dwarf monkeys and that needs to be avoided. However, your drawing of a beard on A-Rod made me think--what if all the guys had big, long beards and peyos down the sides of their faces? And maybe we get a bunch of those Orthodox Jewish black hats (that oddly never seem to quite fit properly) with the interlocking NY. We'll be a veritable House of David team, and loudly mock what most of the rubes between the coasts think is true of New York City anyway (Jews 'n' furriners 'n' homos). It might be fun.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.com