tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post4657538610847539249..comments2024-03-28T06:10:03.436-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Eavesdropping By the NSAStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-11216437628569703342013-06-14T21:58:36.550-04:002013-06-14T21:58:36.550-04:00Dear Lloyd, I'll be there, baby, with bells o...Dear Lloyd, I'll be there, baby, with bells on.<br /><br />Note to John M; watch the USMNT and the USWNT in qualifying games for the world cup and or friendlies.<br /><br />The Giants begin July 27.<br /><br />And summer is a great time to drink and be merry. But I agree, this team with the old bums is putrid.Alphonsohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03294726065596642068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-13816472683963586372013-06-14T19:05:45.295-04:002013-06-14T19:05:45.295-04:00Dear Mr. Alphonso: Please accept our invitation to...Dear Mr. Alphonso: Please accept our invitation to enjoy the Yankees-Dodgers game this coming Tuesday from the confines of our corporate luxury box at Yankee Stadium. Henry Paulson and Jamie Dimon will also be our guests Tuesday evening, and we were hoping that in addition to providing a little play-by-play when the Yankees are at bat, you might also opine on current policies at the Federal Reserve. Anticipating a stimulating discussion with you, Lloyd Blankfein, CEOLloyd Blankfein, CEOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-79729823013758782262013-06-14T18:52:51.143-04:002013-06-14T18:52:51.143-04:00Dear John,
I've tried to come to grips with y...Dear John,<br /><br />I've tried to come to grips with your problem, but I just cannot take my eyes off those biceps on Jayson Nix. Damn, I bet he's a genuine stud muffin. If that hussy Suzyn Waldman tries to make a move on him, there will be a hair-pulling knockdown in the Bronx Tuesday night.<br /><br />Preoccupied and genuinely steamed up with postmenopausal arousal, Abby "Dear Abby", adviser and columnist,noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-35712100333614186512013-06-14T17:36:30.157-04:002013-06-14T17:36:30.157-04:00Dear Abby,
I've been a lifelong Yankees fan, ...Dear Abby,<br /><br />I've been a lifelong Yankees fan, but this season they are just disappointing me like crazy. Players who are proven to have chemistry together have been benched in favor of very rich, bad hitters, with no team cohesion or understanding of how a team wins games. <br /><br />Management continues plodding in the same, very worn path of failure that began in earnest during last year's playoffs. The glimmer of flexibility shown earlier this season, when there was no other choice, has been snuffed in Torre-like fashion.<br /><br />Abby, I know you don't give a shit about any of this, but from what I've told you, what would you suggest I do for the rest of the summer? Get drunk, avoid game broadcasts, and count down the days to the start of Canadian curling season? Or should I continue watching Yankee games out of loyalty, even if it means having to replace our lovely, 35-inch cathode ray television because I'll ultimately throw a chair through its screen?<br /><br />I hope you can help.<br /><br />Signed,<br /><br />The Fellow Tying a Rope onto the Sturdiest Beam in the Apartment<br /><br />Manhattan<br />JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.com