tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post6710365750621886201..comments2024-03-29T02:42:01.539-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: A-Rod nearly run over by crazed, morally indignant Cowboys quarterbackStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-57138238932565322472014-10-22T18:55:01.028-04:002014-10-22T18:55:01.028-04:00I've got a great coming up to bat song for him...I've got a great coming up to bat song for him: "I Don't Want to be an Asshole Anymore" by the Menzingers. Check it out on youtube.joe de pastrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-52647902919920478132014-10-21T08:43:36.111-04:002014-10-21T08:43:36.111-04:00We need more lady wrestlers sitting in the field b...We need more lady wrestlers sitting in the field box behind the dugout. Actually, we could use a few thousand of them to fill the empty seats in all the field boxes, just so the camera shots aren't so depressing.<br /><br />Whaddya say, Al? Can you swing it?JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-14349961490583916812014-10-20T21:13:54.605-04:002014-10-20T21:13:54.605-04:00OK, I reread your post. Those weren't physical...OK, I reread your post. Those weren't physical crimes. Just boyish offenses committed by a man playing a boy's game for which he got hammered. <br /><br />Al's always worked hard and played hard. He never phoned it in or showed up at camp fat and out of shape. His only crime is trying to be even greater than the great ballplayer he was. <br /><br />Welcome home, Big Al!KDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12786763318236024476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-24272997584473306592014-10-20T21:00:10.988-04:002014-10-20T21:00:10.988-04:00You forget two other infamous crimes of Al's: ...You forget two other infamous crimes of Al's: 1) yelling out "I got it! I got it!" as he headed for third, causing an opposing infielder to misplay a popup, and 2) stepping on the rubber on his way back to the dugout. <br /><br />remember all the MLB sissies crying over those heinous acts?KDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12786763318236024476noreply@blogger.com