tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post7930056784774974835..comments2024-03-29T02:42:01.539-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Top 10 Things I should'a done, but didn't do, in 2013Stanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-28016631220324113182013-12-31T10:16:41.608-05:002013-12-31T10:16:41.608-05:00I only grill with charcoal, when I get the chance ...I only grill with charcoal, when I get the chance to grill at all. Wonder if he'll show up at my mom's house?<br /><br />JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-44666402503882243452013-12-31T08:49:25.620-05:002013-12-31T08:49:25.620-05:00Bruce will only show up if you grill with charcoal...Bruce will only show up if you grill with charcoal. everyone in Jersey knows this.KDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-15040224397510588532013-12-30T17:29:22.200-05:002013-12-30T17:29:22.200-05:00You hit it off with Springsteen and what's the...You hit it off with Springsteen and what's the first thing you think of? Inviting him over for a barbecue. But your grill is a disaster, remember? That means you'd have to clean the grill before the Boss showed up. From the sound of it, that's not a job you really want to tackle.<br /><br />Maybe if Bruce is coming over, you just throw the old grill into a ravine (there are still lots of ravines upstate, aren't there?) and get yourself a brand-spanking-new Weber. Springsteen shows up, says, 'Hey, Duque, nice grill, man!' You throw on the brats, maybe a few steaks, voila.<br /><br />But if he comes over every year to listen to a Yankees game, you're gonna have to clean the grill sometime. Unless you throw it into the ravine with the first one and just buy another new one every year.<br /><br />Not a bad idea if you have the money. Besides, these ravines need filling in. Grills are as good as old refrigerators, broken chunks of cement and rocky dirt from somebody's in-ground pool installation.<br /><br />Oh, hey. Did we sign Tanaka yet? JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.com