tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post9009030375284902708..comments2024-03-29T10:55:53.251-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: It's a nightmare, it's a media circus, it's a nightmare media-circus: Highlights of John Sterling's A-Bombination last nightStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-15252514430212704082013-08-06T19:29:45.899-04:002013-08-06T19:29:45.899-04:00Is Cashman going to grab Laynce Nix off the scrap ...Is Cashman going to grab Laynce Nix off the scrap heap now too?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-30002383929915619322013-08-06T16:53:44.778-04:002013-08-06T16:53:44.778-04:00By the way, this article should be read aloud over...By the way, this article should be read aloud over the PA system in every baseball stadium every day for the next 50 games.<br /><br />http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9522826/alex-rodriguez-transgressions-deserve-understandingJMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-71512321257226351712013-08-06T16:46:39.555-04:002013-08-06T16:46:39.555-04:00BRAVO Joe De Pastry, and BRAVO John M!!!!!BRAVO Joe De Pastry, and BRAVO John M!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-78573783955900792722013-08-06T16:39:06.733-04:002013-08-06T16:39:06.733-04:00Bravo, Signore de Pastry.
Let's ban ALL medic...Bravo, Signore de Pastry.<br /><br />Let's ban ALL medications, no matter what they are. No aspirin, no band-aids, nothin'. If you get cut, you bleed until it clots itself. If it doesn't stop, you die or--should you seek outside treatment--you're banned for life.<br /><br />Also, NO hot tubs, whirlpools or any of that unnatural shit. Enough already.<br /><br />And NO WEIGHT TRAINING. This gives some players an unfair advantage over those who want to watch more TV and eat Cheez Doodles instead. It's not natural.<br /><br />I'm kind of on the fence about pitch and catch. On the one hand, if someone doesn't do it, they may not be as sharp as those who do. OK, BAN IT.<br /><br />Every player must also be between 5' 11" and 6' 1" and under 220 pounds. No exceptions. This can be 220 pounds of wobbling fat cells or 220 pounds of lean, mean, fighting machine. Doesn't matter. Remember, though, no weight lifting.<br /><br />And all stadiums must install domes if they don't already have them. Losing a ball in the sun is unfair.<br /><br />Oh, and the lights under the dome can't be positioned anywhere they might get in a player's eyes. In fact, no lights at all. If everyone plays in the dark, there is no unfair advantage.<br /><br />Let's go, MLB. Time to really clean this game up, not just do your little PED bullshit charade.<br /><br />One more thing. If you're bald, you're bald. That's it. You hear me, Selig? You goddamn unnatural freak.JMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09876016557456927299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-56223592899732107942013-08-06T16:07:00.716-04:002013-08-06T16:07:00.716-04:00Let's ban medications that facilitate healing....Let's ban medications that facilitate healing. It'll make the game more honest and exciting.KDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-62655405838506478422013-08-06T13:40:50.037-04:002013-08-06T13:40:50.037-04:00These suspensions don't prove that MLB is clea...These suspensions don't prove that MLB is cleaning up the game. In fact, they prove the opposite. Most of these suspended players never failed a drug test. So if they took PEDs but passed their tests, the tests don't work. The only reason MLB caught these guys is that one of Bosch's buddies got pissed off at him and leaked the documents to that Miami newspaper. <br />How many other clinics and "doctors" are selling the same stuff Biogenesis was selling to players? How many players are using that stuff but not getting caught by MLB's obviously unsuccessful testing program?<br />Unless, of course, the stuff provided by Biogenesis to at least SOME players is not actually illegal under the CBA drug agreement. Maybe that's why SOME players did not fail MLB's drug tests. Maybe the stuff Bosch provided personally to SOME players at those players' homes was legal under the CBA. Maybe it was used to help that player, I mean SOME players, recover from hip surgery and did not actually enhance that, I mean those, players' performances. Maybe those players wanted to buy records from Biogenesis to prove this truth, but Bosch said no because he got a better offer from MLB. <br />Maybe Bud Selig is the real villain in this story.joe de pastrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-79715099838733762502013-08-06T10:29:22.190-04:002013-08-06T10:29:22.190-04:00Robbie didn't shrink it into a single. He shra...Robbie didn't shrink it into a single. He shrank it into an out.el duquehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12263977201552650862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-38131184589837801252013-08-06T08:55:57.678-04:002013-08-06T08:55:57.678-04:00Screw you Mustang! Treaty ends. Agreement off! It&...Screw you Mustang! Treaty ends. Agreement off! It's go time! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-4585936772613097612013-08-06T08:36:23.742-04:002013-08-06T08:36:23.742-04:00Robbie shrinking yet another double into a single....Robbie shrinking yet another double into a single. This behavior is getting very old. He is no Yankee.KDnoreply@blogger.com