So, we now know that Schlittsky is possibly the equivalent of the Manchurian Candidate and that he may, in fact, have a Musk-installed controller chip in his head that is controlled by a joystick in the Red Sox dugout. Dark times, my friends...
Drunk, crazy, screams puking - you name it. Let's dream big dreams. I could totally set up the Zoom part. For this game, though, I recall the words of Colonel Ruppert, Who said something along the lines of "I like it when they score 7 runs early and then slowly pull away." I'm sure that Hoss could correct me, but I feel like I read once that he said that when he was asked his idea of a perfect game.
I can't help but think of Cheech and Chong's skit about Basketball Jones: sponsored by budweiser. Just remember when you're out of beer -- tough Schlitz!
I envy the people in the stands right now. As someone who was at game 6 of the 2009 ALCS, I can say that there are few places as fun to be at than Yankee Stadium after winning a clincher. EVERYONE sings along with Sinatra, and high-fives everyone within their field of vision. I high-fived so many people my hand was sore, and it was great.
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So, we now know that Schlittsky is possibly the equivalent of the Manchurian Candidate and that he may, in fact, have a Musk-installed controller chip in his head that is controlled by a joystick in the Red Sox dugout. Dark times, my friends...
ReplyDeleteOr . . . controlled by Valentine from Kingsman The Secret Service
Delete(look for the scare near his ear on the side of his neck)
https://youtu.be/t7ybRKVCUxM?si=mh6S8JRZ009YgnIh
Schlittler is an editor's dream. Can you imagine the headlines in the Post if he falls on his face?
ReplyDeleteor if he walks into a fan...
DeleteSchlit-Faced
DeleteI'm hiding under the covers with the pillow over my head. The thought of losing to those guys is revolting, worse than the 5th inning last year.
ReplyDeleteMake sure there's enough air under there
DeleteLeave room for the rest of us. We're on the way over.
DeleteLIES!! ALL LIES!!
ReplyDeleteYou keep us all honest, Winnie.
DeleteIt's the bottom of the 2ns oand I have more butterflies in my stomach than the two teenage boys on the mound..
ReplyDeleteAfter the earlier conversation about Catwoman, I can understand.
DeleteBig G? They're calling Giancarlo Big G in the Yankee booth.
ReplyDeleteDon't stare at your dame hits, Stanton -- run!
ReplyDeleteSee ya, Rosie! Time to go lie down in the back of the car.
ReplyDeleteSo, what's the prevailing sentiment towards Jazz these days? Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel?
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you what - if these assholes advance to the next round, I say we do a zoom watch party.
ReplyDeleteThat's a brilliant idea Mr. Bit
DeleteCan we all be drunk?
Delete(rhetorical question, obviously)
Drunk, crazy, screams puking - you name it. Let's dream big dreams. I could totally set up the Zoom part. For this game, though, I recall the words of Colonel Ruppert, Who said something along the lines of "I like it when they score 7 runs early and then slowly pull away." I'm sure that Hoss could correct me, but I feel like I read once that he said that when he was asked his idea of a perfect game.
DeleteI can't help but think of Cheech and Chong's skit about Basketball Jones: sponsored by budweiser. Just remember when you're out of beer -- tough Schlitz!
ReplyDeleteZooM pArTy !
ReplyDeleteThere’s one.
ReplyDeleteThese fuckers better hang on to get that Zoom party.
ReplyDelete(And Amed Rosario of all people is the guy to drive in the run?)
There’s another one.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute ... the Yankees had the bases loaded ... and DIDN'T hit a weak pop-up? What the hell is going on here?
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus...
ReplyDeleteWe need 10 more runs
ReplyDeleteSix - one for each finger
DeleteIs Aaron Judge finally gonna have a post-season moment?
ReplyDeleteTypical station-to-station Yankee offense right there!
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ReplyDeleteNeed a quick shutdown inning & then another crooked number.
ReplyDeleteDo not believe what you are seeing. Do not.
ReplyDeleteNot quite quick but … another zero.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Jazz. C’mon.
ReplyDeleteSteal second, Jazz. Now.
ReplyDeleteThe little info boxes on Schlitter says he's throwing a 100-mph sinker.
ReplyDeleteI mean ... what???
That is some tough schlitz
DeleteI think I’m in love.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, just lust.
DeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
Criminy. Schlittler is dealing.
ReplyDeleteBlotter?
Delete11 K no runs through 7. The bullpen has got their work cut out for them if their gonna blow this game. But I have faith.
ReplyDeleteI love the Jomboy reference…
ReplyDeleteIt's really never over until it's over with these guys.
ReplyDeleteJudge just doesn't playoff, does he?
ReplyDeleteI love Judge, but he needs either a shrink or an exorcist. One good hit could cure him, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
DeleteWe actually developed a pitcher…
ReplyDeleteWOW
ReplyDeleteBruh Did Aaron Boone's body get taken over by the ghost of Joe Torre what is THIS going with his gut
ReplyDeleteMc-Man!
ReplyDeleteRyan Fucking McMahon!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will not believe. I will not believe. IwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieve ...
ReplyDeleteBoone gettin' ready to fuck this up! Leave the man in.
ReplyDeleteIf they throw Luke Weaver out there in the ninth I will throw a brick through my TV ....
ReplyDeleteWe need to leave Shlitz in.
ReplyDeleteLooked like he was done
Deleteplease god let Chapo crapo the bed
ReplyDeleteWe need some insurance runs.
ReplyDeletesigh
DeleteBoone should let Cole pitch the 9th
ReplyDeleteUnless they score 52 runs this inning, it’ll be Bednar.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think -- but remember it's Boone in our dugout, so ........
DeleteRemember what it was like when we had Mariano? I know you do...
ReplyDeleteNot out of the woods yet…
ReplyDeleteThe Panamanian Destructicon.
ReplyDeleteCan someone tell me how many pitches Shlitz had? Was it under 120? How many ways can I hate Boone anew?
ReplyDeleteWalks the lead off hitter.
ReplyDelete108 pitches.
ReplyDeleteOne more
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT
ReplyDeleteNext game, we zoom...
The UH UH UH UH UH ... ?????
ReplyDeleteYankees Win!!!
ReplyDeleteTHE-UH-UH-UH-UH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YANKEES WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete2 down, 11 to go.
ReplyDeleteZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Schlit!
ReplyDeleteNY Post headline tomorrow?
DeleteI'm going to go and meditate on life and try to enjoy this moment. As we said in Olde Yonkers, where i great up - EAT SHIT AND DIE, RED SOX...
ReplyDeletewe heard you up in Dobbs Ferry, and we say fuckin' right
DeleteWoo hoo!
ReplyDeleteI predicted Yankees in 2.
ReplyDeleteJust wasn't the first 2.
You know, there's nothing quite like ending the Red Sox season.
ReplyDeleteAnd Cam Schlittler might just have become a star.
Great win!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMiraculous game by the kid
ReplyDeleteFrom the interwebs:
ReplyDelete"On July 2nd, Cam Schlittler gave up 7 runs in 2 1/3 innings against the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. Life comes at you pretty fast."
That was one ace performance
ReplyDeleteIncredible.
ReplyDeleteI envy the people in the stands right now. As someone who was at game 6 of the 2009 ALCS, I can say that there are few places as fun to be at than Yankee Stadium after winning a clincher. EVERYONE sings along with Sinatra, and high-fives everyone within their field of vision. I high-fived so many people my hand was sore, and it was great.
ReplyDeleteKatie Sharp:
ReplyDeleteCam Schlitter is the 1st pitcher in MLB history with 8+ IP, 12+ K, 0 R and 0 BB in any Postseason game.
Cam Schlitter is the 1st pitcher in MLB history with 8+ IP, 12+ K, 0 R and 0 BB in any Postseason game.
And who’s the best managers in baseball ?
ReplyDeleteAaron Fuckin Boone....jk 😂
DeleteAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShlitz became a Yankee tonight. I'm happy for the guy. Can we put Boone in a sealed Airstream for the next few weeks?
ReplyDeleteYes please
DeleteNumber 31. Cam (Cammm) Schlittler (Schlittleerrr).
ReplyDeleteHow sweet it is, All Hail King Schlittler!
ReplyDeleteWhat was Cam's game score?
ReplyDeleteCam famously is a CAT owner
DeleteI have six rescues so he is my guy!
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