CASHMAN ! Turn to the left CASHMAN ! Turn to the right Ooooooooh CASHMAN ! They are the goon squad and they’ve destroyed our team EAT SHIT ! EAT SHIT !
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of the 2026 Yankee season. When they demoted Jasson Dominguez to the minor leagues and dumped Oswaldo Cabrera for nothing, yet retained Trent Grisham and Giancarlo Stanton and Ryan McMahon, it created a vacuum into which the usual suspects seeped. And I, of course, speak of hubris, arrogance, incompetence, and complacency. Yes, let us remember the 2026 Yankee season as the ultimate clown show, the same as before in context but maybe the worst ever in quality.
And so, without further ado, let the party begin:
Here is Prince (he never really died), with "Let's Go Crazy":
If you don't like The world you're living in Take a look around At least you got friends You see, I called my old lady For a friendly word She picked up the phone Dropped it on the floor "Ah, ah," is all I heard
Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go
Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Let's look for Joe DiMaggio Until they put us in the truck, let's go Come..
We're all excited But we don't know why Maybe it's 'cause We're all gonna die And when we do (When we do) What's it all for? (What's it all for?) You better live now 'Fore The Grim Reaper come knocking on your door
Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down? Oh, no, let's go
Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Look for Joe DiMaggio Until they put us in the truck, let's go
C'mon, baby Let's get nuts Yeah (Crazy) Let's go crazy
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It is impossible to dispute your findings, E.D.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, you should seriously consider submitting your research for publication by the American Journal of Deluded Decadence and Decline.
Peer reviewed, road tested, indisputable!
ReplyDeleteCASHMAN !
ReplyDeleteTurn to the left
CASHMAN !
Turn to the right
Ooooooooh
CASHMAN !
They are the goon squad and they’ve destroyed our team
EAT SHIT !
EAT SHIT !
Straight from "The History of the Fall of the Yankee Empire".
ReplyDeleteWe are gathered here today to mourn the passing of the 2026 Yankee season. When they demoted Jasson Dominguez to the minor leagues and dumped Oswaldo Cabrera for nothing, yet retained Trent Grisham and Giancarlo Stanton and Ryan McMahon, it created a vacuum into which the usual suspects seeped. And I, of course, speak of hubris, arrogance, incompetence, and complacency. Yes, let us remember the 2026 Yankee season as the ultimate clown show, the same as before in context but maybe the worst ever in quality.
ReplyDeleteAnd so, without further ado, let the party begin:
Here is Prince (he never really died), with "Let's Go Crazy":
If you don't like
The world you're living in
Take a look around
At least you got friends
You see, I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
"Ah, ah," is all I heard
Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look for Joe DiMaggio
Until they put us in the truck, let's go
Come..
We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's 'cause
We're all gonna die
And when we do (When we do)
What's it all for? (What's it all for?)
You better live now
'Fore The Grim Reaper come knocking on your door
Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go
Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look for Joe DiMaggio
Until they put us in the truck, let's go
C'mon, baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
(Crazy)
Let's go crazy