tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post5792262059988715199..comments2024-03-28T12:51:03.623-04:00Comments on IT IS HIGH! IT IS FAR! IT IS... caught.: Cheapskate Yankee owners better be ready to dig deep and spend some cash today, because Yu Know Who is comingStanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17758839786688249648noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3932285159851204335.post-32929755028696168692011-12-09T23:01:22.634-05:002011-12-09T23:01:22.634-05:00"Today, we learn whether our Yankee owners ar..."Today, we learn whether our Yankee owners are, in fact, Hank and Hal Scroogebrenner, of the Kansas City Titans -- because it's time to George-up and burrow into that mountain of free money they were born into, and extract some crisp million dollar bills - I'd say 55 will do the trick - to buy the slave auction bidding rights for 25-year-old Japanese pitcher Yu Darvish."<br /><br />This may be the best paragraph ever written on this website.<br /><br />I choked on my bong hit when I read this. <br /><br />Pure. Genius.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com