It's 24-year-old Trenton shortstop Alberto Gonzalez, one of the crown jewels of the Yankee justice system!
Stolen over the winter in a trade for ectomorphic grinch Randy Johnson, Alberto enjoys firing balls to first and torturing opposing pitchers with unorthodox stances.
After repeated errors at Scranton, Alberto was relocated to Double A Trenton, where he's refusing to answer questions and hitting .383!
Congratulations, "Al!" You're on your way!
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