1. At least for now, she's pretty.*
2. She was a childhood movie star, so her utter deterioration validates our own lack of fame and success.
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3. We’ll have her around for 50 years. By then, we will know more about her than about our siblings.
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4. She takes our minds off Iraq, global warming, the economy and the Presidential election; condemning her kind is one of the few unifying topics left in America.
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5. Evil corporations squandered millions to promote her.
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6. At the heart of everything, she is only doing what most kids her age do.
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7. She hasn't yet married and been fertilized; thus, she will soon infect and destroy some equally disgusting rock star.
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8. She takes the tabloid pressure off A-Rod.
Why is she covering her head?
ReplyDeleteWas she just returning from a half-time at the Super Bowl tryout?
Distractions are fine in their place ( or in one's face ), but they do not distract from Mussina's incompetence.
- Alphonso
I think the Yankees have finally driven el duque off the deep end. He can't face Mussina. He can't face Villone. So he has to hide in a made up world where the famous are punished.
ReplyDeleteI think you may be right. But it is a rich meadow to plow.
ReplyDeleteAnd the visuals, so far, are arresting.
- Cardinal Richlieu
I trust, Your Excellency, the vision does not unhinge thee.
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