Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Open Letter to the Angels

Listenup,

Mr. Torre is tired of losing to you bastards.
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Mr. Sterling is tired of losing to you bastards.
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We are all sick and tired of losing to you bastards.
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But if, in the end, we're going to just fall apart in October...
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Then honor one request...
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END THIS GODDAMM HELL CHARADE... NOW.
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NOT IN OCTOBER... NOW!
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TONIGHT, WITH MUSSINA.
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MAUL US... END IT... DESTROY OUR SEASON... OR GO TO HELL.

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4 comments:

  1. StangAugust 21, 2007 at 10:54 PM

    Five runs down after 1.2 innings. It looks like you're getting your wish. Somebody must have put a pea under Moose's mattress.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 22, 2007 at 2:21 AM

    I don't want to win the Wild Card. I don't want to win the East. I don't want to face the Angels in October. I can't take it.

    Yankee fans who hate the Red Sox are fooling themselves. The Angels hurt us more than anyone.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 22, 2007 at 4:11 PM

    You got your wish. We scored 9 and got creamed.

    Yanks are burned at the stake by angels.

    Was it angels that burned Joan of Arc?

    - Jimmy Swaggart ( Louisina State Penitentiary at Acadia )

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  4. AnonymousAugust 22, 2007 at 5:59 PM

    I hope they score a million runs against us tonight, so the game never even ends, and they're all charged to Farnsworth, who walks in 999,999 runs, and they are all earned. That's how angry I am.

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