Mr. Torre is tired of losing to you bastards.
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Mr. Sterling is tired of losing to you bastards.
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We are all sick and tired of losing to you bastards.
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But if, in the end, we're going to just fall apart in October...
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Then honor one request...
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END THIS GODDAMM HELL CHARADE... NOW.
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NOT IN OCTOBER... NOW!
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TONIGHT, WITH MUSSINA.
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MAUL US... END IT... DESTROY OUR SEASON... OR GO TO HELL.
“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Open Letter to the Angels
Listenup,
Five runs down after 1.2 innings. It looks like you're getting your wish. Somebody must have put a pea under Moose's mattress.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to win the Wild Card. I don't want to win the East. I don't want to face the Angels in October. I can't take it.
ReplyDeleteYankee fans who hate the Red Sox are fooling themselves. The Angels hurt us more than anyone.
You got your wish. We scored 9 and got creamed.
ReplyDeleteYanks are burned at the stake by angels.
Was it angels that burned Joan of Arc?
- Jimmy Swaggart ( Louisina State Penitentiary at Acadia )
I hope they score a million runs against us tonight, so the game never even ends, and they're all charged to Farnsworth, who walks in 999,999 runs, and they are all earned. That's how angry I am.
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