Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Things to Yell at Barry


Hey, Barry, wanna buy my urine sample?
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Barry, don't speak! Just let us savor that wonderful smile!
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Hey, Barry, your historic home run ball will be worth $10,000. But the fluid drained from your knee has a street value of $50,000!
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Grand jury testimony? I live for this!
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Barry, it’s just not fair. Nobody complained when Hank Aaron ate his Wheaties!
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Hey Barry, when you see the asterisk, you think its your testicle?
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Hey, Barry, that flaxseed oil sure can shrink a penis!
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Wow. Is that a peanut in your pants, or are you glad to see me!
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Look, it's the greatest home run hitter in history. Yawwwwwn.
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Mark McGwire called! He said the CREAM is in the coffee! Is that CLEAR?
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Hey. Barry, what’s the controversy? A lot of old guys went to San Francisco to take drugs!
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Don’t worry, Barry. We don’t believe what we read… which includes your home run totals!
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Look, it's the guy who replaced Jesus as "King of the Juice!"
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Barry, I hope the home run title helps you next year in your career as a casino greeter!
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Hey Barry, the IRS says you can't claim BALCO as as a dependent!
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Barry, I can’t believe that after all you’ve done for the game, they have the nerve to call you a cheater?
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Hit another 755, Barry. Thanks to you, nobody even cares!
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Bonnnnnnnnnnnds, you sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk!

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